Mark’s Musings
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Ridiculous
Rising costs of healthcare in this country are understandable…to a point. Now another 324 losers are being called out for defrauding the system to fatten their own bank accounts and assure that when it’s all said and done, they will definitely meet a fiery demise. Contrary what the fellow with diseased orange skin and cotton…
Night and Day
I have been out of commission for a week now, fighting back from a case of pneumonia. It also affected my soulmate Karen and we are both just now coming out of it. I figure one or two more days should do it. Ten days recovery time. I’m not going to lie; I got really…
Can’t Win ‘em All
Venezuelans are still smiling today in the afterglow of their awesome victory over the United States in the World Baseball Classic. This game marks the second straight WBC where the USA was defeated in the championship game. That’s right. The Japanese did it last time with the best player on the planet, Japan’s Shohei Ohtani…
G’day!
When members of the media get bored, they start picking on people and things just to fill word counts. Now, chubby little Selena Gomez is their target. So she has a cerveza-belly and a lot of cherubim fat on her body. Thunder thighs. Big deal. She’s in her thirties. Happens to all of us. It’s…
Cut Bait
Carnival Cruise Lines is upsetting a few of its passengers because there are so many people qualifying for perks that now, everyone gets perks, so no one is special anymore. Hope I don’t lose too much sleep over their “plight.” You know that geeky computer nerd Bill Gates is guilty of something amiss on Epstein…
Gather ‘Round
The president invited a bunch of professional rodeo cowboys to the White House, and one thing is as clear as the Ponderosa sky… The Cowboy-in Chief looked like he needs to skip the chuckwagon. He’s looking like fifty pounds of manure in a twenty-five pound saddlebag. Astronomers confirm they have seen a laser beam from…
Monkey Business
I like Charles Barkley. At 6’ 6” I used to marvel at how much space he could clear out in the paint as he swiped yet another rebound off the glass. Over taller and (much) taller players. He’s also a little bit of a clown, but I’m good with that; the world needs colorful people…
I’ll Bite
I know my paltry few hundred subscribers don’t seem like many until you get in a line that long for anything, but U.S. Representative Nancy Mace from South Carolina just came out the very next day after my blog proposing the same “one strike and you’re out” penalty as China has for raping a young…
Dollars to Donuts
Farmers are up in arms over Trump’s tariffs and the deleterious effect they are having on the cost of fertilizer. Shut up. Are you serious? We actually need to import shit? In this country? With all the bullshit coming out of Washington, D.C.? Once again, Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk, the world’s most overrated inventor, has…
Whaaat?
There are some people you can pick on, and then there are others you shouldn’t. Picking on politicians is easy. And fun. I crack me up sometimes. Entertainers, the wealthy, the criminals and sell-outs of all shapes and sizes who had better be hoping that there really is NOT a place you go to where…
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