Is it just me or does our “Ambassador” to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle look like an escaped head from a scary marionette? Pinup girl for Mad magazine? She’s scary that’s for sure. She is currently under State Department investigation for being a crazy, greedy corrupt bitch (maybe not in those exact terms) in her tyrannical ruleContinue reading “If Memory Serves Me…”
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Take Notes
Evidently Christa Pike has made a miraculous recovery after surviving her second attempt at being put to death by the great state of Tennessee. She is out of the coma she was in and evidently functioning quite normally. Who’s gonna be the one to tell her? Let it go, dumbass! The president is announcing (yetContinue reading “Take Notes”
If You Can’t Keep Up
Cornell University is blowing it. They suck at football. They suck at basketball. They suck at baseball. They suck at covering up gang-rapes. Oh well. Their students and now, faculty, are joining together in protest of the administration’s dumbass efforts at hiding rapes and other crimes committed on their lily-white campus. Reuters reports the beleagueredContinue reading “If You Can’t Keep Up”
Much Ado About Everything
Raise your hand if you believe the lily-white frat boys from Cornell or their high-priced defense attorneys? Anyone? Thought so. Raise your hand if you think any one of them will serve one day behind bars for their crimes? Anyone? Let’s just see if the spotlight is too bright to avoid and the rapists getContinue reading “Much Ado About Everything”
Above My Pay Grade
Yet another federal judge is disposing of another laughable lawsuit brought by president donald trump, our fearful de facto leader. He can’t just go firing anybody who displeases him. Just who does he think he is? Elon Musk? Mark Zuckerberg? How big of a surprise was it when I heard that trump paid for manyContinue reading “Above My Pay Grade”
Fair to Middlin’
As more and more midterm elections are in danger of turning blue, all the last scrambling he’s doing won’t be enough. First of all, he’s just too damn old and fat to scramble very fast. Jumping from Ohio to Texas and back over to South Carolina and then over to MGT’s ‘hood in Georgia willContinue reading “Fair to Middlin’”
More Baby Steps
You must be so proud… Not! I don’t think it was what Gloria Steinheim had in mind, either, as she began to awaken the female consciousness of American men and women in the sixties. She was one hell of a woman. In my lifetime, I have seen almost ALL of the small victories and concessionsContinue reading “More Baby Steps”
From Way up Here
Starbucks is closing 250 of its “underperforming” business units which sounds like a lot, except there are 17,750 that remain open with another four-hundred planned new openings. Don’t cry for me Argentina. I never understood why people were/are willing to pay ten bucks for a drink that has just about everything under the sun inContinue reading “From Way up Here”
Dive in Head First
What a great diplomat! The Iranian delegation, all except one, walked out of the United Nations General Assembly as president trump unloaded another load of international horseshit while the Strait of Hormuz remains closed. Wake me when it’s over. kyori o toru koto. Distancing. The art of maintaining physical and/or emotional separation. Byron Douglas, RepublicanContinue reading “Dive in Head First”
Join the Circus
All are welcome. Almost all. That horse’s ass has banned CNN, MS Now, and Politico from the White House. Why not? He has already trampled on the Constitution and most of the Bill of Rights already. Why not the First Amendment too? Republicans are starting to look like the last of the bunker-dwelling Nazis asContinue reading “Join the Circus”
