Mark’s Musings
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Priorities
That dumbass “genius” inventor Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk is planning to build a 100-billion-dollar Starship rocket complex on Pecan Island in southern Louisiana. The sick part is that 100 billion-dollars would barely move the needle on our quad trillion-dollar national debt. It’s his money; he can do what he wants with it. Of course, all…
Gotcha Again
An “investigative report” has revealed what our eyes have been revealing to our brain synapses for years…the Chief Executive is a big fat piece of shit, although the doctors used different medical terminology I’m sure. A diet of Big Macs and chicken nuggets can’t be helping… On Face the Nation that douchebag lackey Dr. Oz…
Farewell Dolly
I have two other posts waiting but I just heard Dolly Parton died today. They can wait. Pretty much everything can wait. To say Dolly Parton positively influenced my life is such a gross understatement it feels silly typing it. If you are a human being, believe me, she positively influenced your life. If you…
Not Your Average Joe
I left Notre Dame because there weren’t any girls attending school there yet. I returned to one of my girlfriends, who was a professional dance instructor for Arthur Murray (remember those?). My employment history includes a stint as a short-order cook for my brother’s Sambo’s Restaurant (remember those?) back in the early 70’s in Tucson,…
2026-7 Premier League Outlook
Ouch. My ass stings and so should the collective asses known as the Manchester United Red Devil football club. After a strong finish to last season, a volatile transfer window, the procurement of several strong midfielders and the return of once-favorite son Marcus Rashford (albeit as a second-half substitute), the Reds opened this season at…
Told You So/CFP Preview
The sister is the dangerous one. Kim Jong Un sees right through Trump’s BS (and IBS). North Korea just sent 10 short range missiles into the sea as yet another show of disdain for our Chief Executive and his policy involving South Korea. Her brother might be enamored with the president but make no mistake…
Milestones
Florida, the fiefdom of that dumbass Ron DeSantis, is not resting on its laurels. Not content with their award for best Alligator Alcatraz Detention Center, they are continuing their record-setting pace by legally killing their thirteenth person (so far) this year. They should be so proud… Thanks but no thanks. Three more Trump-endorsed candidates were…
I Promise
Two words I don’t say very often at all, but if and when I do, it’s a done deal. I don’t break promises because I rarely give them. I don’t know exactly how, when, or why it became so important a concept to me that I personally consider very few things more egregious than breaking…
Have Mercy
I have been searching for something, anything, to find that I have in common with the most unpopular American president (since the last one) and depending on who you read and what you choose to believe: he likes hot blondes, he is a misogynist of the lowest order, a compulsive (bad) liar, a thief, a…
The Long Way Home
Cue ball side pocket. Easy does it there, skinhead. So you’re going bald. It’s not like it just started yesterday. Deal with it. Yet another thing I don’t understand amongst the myriad of things… Like father-in-law, like daughter-in-law? Bettina Trump, the newest addition to the Trump Dynasty, wears the perpetual mean scowl of someone that…
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