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Avast Ye Swabs!

In a rather swashbuckling mood on this bright sunny southern Ohio day, let’s take a look at what’s happening on this planet… That horse’s ass Secretary of Defense Pedro Hegseth, keeping with this administration’s policy of hatred for women and non-whites, has reshuffled the deck to better reflect his worldview. He has denied promotions to…

Surprise!

That wacky Mackenzie Shirilla says she’d like to be a life coach.

I’d like to be Mighty Mouse and use evil cats’ noses as punching bags as I pummel them with my little, white-gloved fists.

Come Again?

Nice work if you can get it… USA Today reports Forty million-dollars in gold bars was recovered from an ex-CIA agent’s house in Virginia. Somebody make sure to wake the president to tell him when the whole Iran Fiasco blows over. I love those Netflix documentaries like Crash, the story of Mackenzie Shurila, a fame-seeking…

What Comes Around…

Another traffic fatality reported in the Sooner State as Michael Rosario-Perez, an illegal immigrant, decided that getting drunk and driving the wrong way on a state highway was the way to go. I’m sure the friends and families of the four people he murdered would disagree as ICE has issued their orders to get him…

Word

I’d say go back to school, but it is where you got screwed up in the first place. If you wonder why there has been a giant step backwards in our political arena, look no further than our nation’s education system. It’s been replaced by news snippets, VNR’s, and propaganda being spewed 24/7 on cell…

Did it Ever Occur to You?

Tulsi Gabbard, the former Director of National Intelligence, has resigned her position after discovering our nation has none, making her job unnecessary.

Make it Count

Jack Dawson’s advice to Rose, never more apt than in today’s sphere of existence. There are indeed a precious finite amount of sand grains in the hourglass that is life. Don’t waste it. Do what makes you smile, laugh, and be happy. Once. That was exactly how many times Joe Biden lost his train of…

Wouldn’t You Know It?

It seems that our paunchy political dilettante is wanting to put a cork in Melania’s mug as she keeps unraveling more to her husband’s Epstein relationship in the press. You don’t say! House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries is amping it up with his pleas for the Democratic party to not only win the midterm elections…

Come What May

Before I go any further, here’s to my Manchester United Red Devils for securing third-place in the Premier League and by doing so, enter the rarified air (and money) of Champion’s League football next season. Well done lads! Kyle Rittenhouse, once the darling of the MAGA movement, has decided to back Trump opponent Kentucky’s Thomas…

A Little Help Here

That little dumbass Putin is looking all over the place to try and find a dignified way out of the war he picked with Ukraine. Trouble is, there is none; not after you started the fight in the first place. The “military exercise” that he promised he would end in two weeks. Four years ago.…

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