You know the expression.
I saw a clickbait story about how some woman was freaked out and called the standing for the national anthem of random restaurant patrons a “dangerous” situation.
She is what the fuck is wrong with this country.
Prime example one.
Why would you feel uncomfortable or at risk because of this random display of patriotism?
Maybe one, or several, people in the restaurant their lost sons and/or daughters defending the flag they were standing in unison for, saluting the symbol of our freedom and the anthem they were singing.
I could see myself standing with them.
In spite of all the crap I heap on, well, everything, I am still a patriot and proud American citizen. I wouldn’t live anywhere else, and believe me, I’ve Been Just About Everywhere (sorry Johnny Cash).
It is not common behavior for gorillas to exhibit violent or threatening behavior, but I was really hoping that this time, this one time, the animal would take one of his captors out.
But the dumbshits would then capture and kill him.
Fuck you.
I’m sure he would rather be in the jungle somewhere, not the animal prison with cages, compounds, and other enclosures. I am sure if they had their way, the chubby little kids who throw things at them, squirt water at them, and scream at them incessantly, would make tasty snacks if there were no cages or restraints.
I hate zoos.
And if we extend our anthropomorphism of domestic pets to the animal world, well, you get people like my wonderful Goddaughter and her family.
Animal lovers (and I mean ALL animals).
Snakes.
Insects.
The world needs more people like them and the obvious Eastern philosophies they have embraced and now practice.
It is so funny when some idiot will post a video of themselves encroaching into the “danger zone” where animals start to feel threatened.
I am always rooting for the animal to fuck him up. Not kill him, maybe cause him or her to lose a limb.
Lesson learned.
I just booked another show for this month at a nice nursing home only a couple miles away from me. That was the place where the elderly lady shouted out for me to play some Prince.
This is not the usual request I take for nursing homes and rehabilitation centers.
So I started rockin’ Little Red Corvette.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
Like when those gorillas see a little child, and they walk up to the protective glass window and start clawing at the window with all their energy, as the infant and stupid parents laugh, do they not get the fact that they are so cute as they try, with every fiber in their being, to EAT the child.
Of course, in your failed efforts to protect your baby, you will be eaten as the main course.
Happy day at the zoo.
There aren’t any.
At least not for the animals.
What the fuck is the matter with us?
Did we NOT watch Planet of the Apes?
Stay well.
