Cornell University is blowing it. They suck at football. They suck at basketball. They suck at baseball. They suck at covering up gang-rapes. Oh well. Their students and now, faculty, are joining together in protest of the administration’s dumbass efforts at hiding rapes and other crimes committed on their lily-white campus. Reuters reports the beleagueredContinue reading “If You Can’t Keep Up”
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Much Ado About Everything
Raise your hand if you believe the lily-white frat boys from Cornell or their high-priced defense attorneys? Anyone? Thought so. Raise your hand if you think any one of them will serve one day behind bars for their crimes? Anyone? Let’s just see if the spotlight is too bright to avoid and the rapists getContinue reading “Much Ado About Everything”
Above My Pay Grade
Yet another federal judge is disposing of another laughable lawsuit brought by president donald trump, our fearful de facto leader. He can’t just go firing anybody who displeases him. Just who does he think he is? Elon Musk? Mark Zuckerberg? How big of a surprise was it when I heard that trump paid for manyContinue reading “Above My Pay Grade”
From Way up Here
Starbucks is closing 250 of its “underperforming” business units which sounds like a lot, except there are 17,750 that remain open with another four-hundred planned new openings. Don’t cry for me Argentina. I never understood why people were/are willing to pay ten bucks for a drink that has just about everything under the sun inContinue reading “From Way up Here”
Dive in Head First
What a great diplomat! The Iranian delegation, all except one, walked out of the United Nations General Assembly as president trump unloaded another load of international horseshit while the Strait of Hormuz remains closed. Wake me when it’s over. kyori o toru koto. Distancing. The art of maintaining physical and/or emotional separation. Byron Douglas, RepublicanContinue reading “Dive in Head First”
Join the Circus
All are welcome. Almost all. That horse’s ass has banned CNN, MS Now, and Politico from the White House. Why not? He has already trampled on the Constitution and most of the Bill of Rights already. Why not the First Amendment too? Republicans are starting to look like the last of the bunker-dwelling Nazis asContinue reading “Join the Circus”
Something’s Fishy
Let me get this straight. Over three-hundred-thousand Iranians, including government officials, gathered on Friday in protest of the war with the United States which, they might just be winning… So, the Democrats don’t want the war, the Republicans don’t want the war, the American people don’t want the war, and the Iranian people don’t wantContinue reading “Something’s Fishy”
Call it What it Is
Still waiting… Brighton, after selling off their premier players, still whipped ass on Manchester United 3-2 to send them packing from the Carabao Cup in the first round. Let’s take a look at the Reds, shall we? Failure to shore up the midfield. Failure to negotiate a Marcus Rashford exit. Failure to secure a world-classContinue reading “Call it What it Is”
Is Anybody Out There?
A CIA (Caught in the Act) officer was found to have forty million-dollars in gold bars in his house and you know damn good and well nothing will become of it. This is America. He’ll probably get a promotion (along with a few donation requests from politicians). His plea deal will ensure he faces noContinue reading “Is Anybody Out There?”
Happenstance
I would really like to say that I feel sorry for the money grab-gone-south aka the LIV Golf Tour which just filed for bankruptcy. I would also really like to say I feel sorry for John Rahm and Bryson DeChambeau as they are reduced to multi-million-dollar creditors, standing in line with their hands out withContinue reading “Happenstance”
