Brazil has temporarily slowed down the Rape, Pillage, and Plunder Tour currently operating as the trump administration by electing left-wing politician Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva as President over trump fave Flavio Bolsonaro. This will no doubt hinder. Or at least delay, trump from annexing all their natural resources for his own personal gain. NotContinue reading “Two to Tango”
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Around the Bend
So you can teach an old dog… Texas governor Greg Abbott has put the brakes on over 1800 new data centers proposed for his state and trump and his butt buddy Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk can’t be very happy about it. Every story about the fiasco that is the Russian-Ukrainian war begins with “Putin humiliatedContinue reading “Around the Bend”
Hold on to Your Hats
If the rumors are true and Kim Jong-un has passed, the whacky sister is going to take over next. She’s gonna make her brother look like a pussy before she’s done. Meanwhile, Florida keeps extending its enviable record of killing criminals with number 18 now done and gone. Every story I read lately about ManchesterContinue reading “Hold on to Your Hats”
Admit to Nothing
You hear it in every single crime or courtroom movie ever made and invariably, the instructions are ignored to the further peril of the offender. Politicians live and die their entire political lives within the walls of those words. Lie. Cheat. Steal. Rape. In the political climate established by trump you can still be electedContinue reading “Admit to Nothing”
If Memory Serves Me…
Is it just me or does our “Ambassador” to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle look like an escaped head from a scary marionette? Pinup girl for Mad magazine? She’s scary that’s for sure. She is currently under State Department investigation for being a crazy, greedy corrupt bitch (maybe not in those exact terms) in her tyrannical ruleContinue reading “If Memory Serves Me…”
Take Notes
Evidently Christa Pike has made a miraculous recovery after surviving her second attempt at being put to death by the great state of Tennessee. She is out of the coma she was in and evidently functioning quite normally. Who’s gonna be the one to tell her? Let it go, dumbass! The president is announcing (yetContinue reading “Take Notes”
If You Can’t Keep Up
Cornell University is blowing it. They suck at football. They suck at basketball. They suck at baseball. They suck at covering up gang-rapes. Oh well. Their students and now, faculty, are joining together in protest of the administration’s dumbass efforts at hiding rapes and other crimes committed on their lily-white campus. Reuters reports the beleagueredContinue reading “If You Can’t Keep Up”
Much Ado About Everything
Raise your hand if you believe the lily-white frat boys from Cornell or their high-priced defense attorneys? Anyone? Thought so. Raise your hand if you think any one of them will serve one day behind bars for their crimes? Anyone? Let’s just see if the spotlight is too bright to avoid and the rapists getContinue reading “Much Ado About Everything”
Above My Pay Grade
Yet another federal judge is disposing of another laughable lawsuit brought by president donald trump, our fearful de facto leader. He can’t just go firing anybody who displeases him. Just who does he think he is? Elon Musk? Mark Zuckerberg? How big of a surprise was it when I heard that trump paid for manyContinue reading “Above My Pay Grade”
From Way up Here
Starbucks is closing 250 of its “underperforming” business units which sounds like a lot, except there are 17,750 that remain open with another four-hundred planned new openings. Don’t cry for me Argentina. I never understood why people were/are willing to pay ten bucks for a drink that has just about everything under the sun inContinue reading “From Way up Here”
