If You Can’t Beat ‘Em

You know the expression.

I can’t seem to find anything to dislike about Taylor Swift.

Now, granted, I can’t seem to find a song of hers I could cover, but if you are a musician in any sense of the word, you have to marvel at the global phenomenon that is Taylor Swift. She makes more in a day than most will make after toiling for thirty years or more.

Her fans adore her.

She looks like she is enjoying herself and why not?

You go girl…

Senator Roberto Menendez, El Pendejo, is a dirty rotten, thieving Mexican.

Way to go, fuckchops. As hard as it is for minorities to get a “seat at the table,” and you go acting like a white man.

And his wife. She was indicted, too.

Of course, it IS New Jersey, afer all.

They have a choice of role model for their theft, and his subsequent refusal to step down by request from members of his own party. Those greedy assholes cannot stand the thought of losing what power they do possess.

Trump and his co-conspirators aside, the wheels of avarice turn steadily and perpetually. Clarence Thomas, a shifty, seedy thief, is indeed a symbol for young black children everywhere and his message is clear: Yes, you too, can achieve great heights in this country which will allow you to lie, cheat and steal….just like a white man!

God Help America.

Have you noticed that the uproar has subsided and it is just business as usual, with the avenues of greed and corruption in the Highest Court in the Land as crowded as ever?

Our system is fucked up, no dispute. But it is still better than the alternatives out there.

That’s scary.

If stabbing a woman multiple times and throwing her three year-old toddler to drown in the river doesn’t get you the death penalty WTF?

Evidently the judge in Cincinnati agrees with Maddogg.

Smart lady.

So, just to show you how ingrained racism is, a big story is made of a police officer, after giving several warnings to who he thought was an intruder, so he fires several shots through the door, hitting a man in the shoulder. The man happened to be black, but how on Earth could the office have known that without X-ray vision?

But no, the story goes “Policeman shoots black man through apartment door, ” like he knew he was black when he started firing.

Give me a break.

China, shut the fuck up.

I don’t see a big rush of people willing to sign up for your New World Order.

Whoever is willing to sign up, first, send them to Vegas for a week.

Some leggy blonde with Plastic Parts and and an adventuresome tongue will change the potential recruits back into human beings with a mind of their own.

Men OR women.

Harambe, the gorilla in the Cincinnati Zoo died in 2016 after some dumbshit kid fell into the enclosure. The gorilla did not attack the boy; instead the animal held the boy’s hand to comfort him and even tried to lift the boy up to safety into the arms of his parents.

So they shot the gorilla.

America.

A legendary climber, Reinhold Messner, has had several of his records stripped due to recalculations. If I’m in a pub with this guy and lifting a few, I’m not gonna call him a pussy because he stopped fifteen feet short of a summit.

He’s still a badass.

Beijing has plans to take over the South China Sea.

They should.

We have shit to say about it. Until they start fucking around in the Atlantic, Pacific, or Gulf of Mexico, stay the fuck out of there.

Target has the right idea. They got sick and tired of being ripped off with no recourse, so they are shutting down several of their stores. It is what the pandemic did. It forced us to go online.

I hate thieves.

A striking auto worker says she can’t afford to buy the cars she builds.

She builds Jeeps.

I’ve got news for you, ma’am.

Very few people can afford a brand new Jeep.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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