Just pick another country.
Just spin that round thing on your desk that looks like our planet and find any other country.
Just not Greenland.
That’s not the only reason, but it is the latest reason that you’ve given the American people cause to doubt our need for that particular foreign policy.
And if you wanna show what a big pee-pee you have, go ahead and get the stones to pick on one of the Big Three:
Russia.
China.
North Korea.
You know, countries that actually have the ability to fight back?
The president is getting ready to appoint his choice to head up the Federal Reserve.
I believe he decided on an Italian-American by the name of P-I-N-O-C-C-H-I-O.
Or something like that.
Here’s something that should come as absolutely no surprise.
We have made it so uncomfortable, unsafe, and hostile for our Canadian neighbors (not to mention prohibitively expensive) that they are not traveling here and visiting as much as they used to.
American pickpockets aren’t incredibly happy about it.
Mexico just sent us thirty-seven drug gang members.
What do you say?
“Thank you?”
How about the Secretary of Education Linda McMahon?
Talk about a piece of work.
She’s got a net worth north of three billion and she still doesn’t have a clue. Appointed to her post as head of American education, she doesn’t even have an MAED, you know, the master’s degree that makes you a Certified educator?
But she did co-found the globally successful WWF with her husband Vince and you can bet your ass they were (are) big-time donors to Trump’s hope chest.
Now she wants to take away school lunches from the poor and disadvantaged.
I once worked as an academic advisor to educators when I worked at the University of Phoenix and she is a slap in the face to a system that needs a complete overhaul with a visionary to lead our children into an uncertain future.
What do we need a silly little thing like education for, anyway?
We have Trump.
It is estimated that he has managed to double his net worth so far in office.
How about you?
Has your net worth doubled since he took office?
Right.
Maybe if we keep our heads down or look the other way, he will be content just stealing the future from Americans and stop sowing more seeds of hatred around the planet.
Maybe not.
Karoline Leavitt’s thirst for the Kool-Aid hasn’t waned since being appointed White House Press Secretary.
Of course she loves him.
Her husband is old.
What is Trump now, 83?
Elizabeth Holmes, yet another huckster, is asking to have the president truncate her 11-year sentence for fraud (you remember Theranos?), earning a six-year early-out.
You have to admit.
The lady’s got balls…
Enough with taking shots on the president’s hair.
So, what’s the big deal if it looks like he tried patching his scalp with pink cotton candy?
Unsuccessfully.
It goes well with his orange skin.
Whatever you do, remember to…
Stay well.
