Now he’s going after guns.
Guns.
You know that will be met with more than a touch of resistance, as if we need another reason to rile us up in this country.
Idiots all across America will bring out their old Civics books from the closet, quoting the Second Amendment to back up their secondary school government education prowess.
Besides, if there are no guns, no one can shoot him. (that’s a big plus for him)
STFU.
You plant the seeds of discontent, only to find they have sprouted to become a deadly growing forest of poisonous trees.
Our education system is a joke; the whole world knows it now, too.
But our kids are smart enough to know how to scam our joke of a government out of federal student aid funds using false identities.
To the tune of millions.
Ghost students.
At least they’ve learned that fraud is the new American Way to get ahead.
It took us all of eight hours to completely wipe out half of Iran’s “naval forces.”
Where do they go to practice their maneuvers?
They’re a fucking desert for Christ sakes!
So, why’d it take us eight whole hours?
He can change names, but it’s a lot harder to change people…
It will always be the Kennedy Center.
Period.
Besides, in three years, they’ll all get changed back anyway.
Everybody embracing the future as Artificial Intelligence dominates the news.
Well, not everybody exactly.
Certainly not the tens of thousands of recent layoffs due to the new technology that we don’t know how to handle yet.
The National Football League has completely humiliated, de-legitimized, and devalued itself as an organization by not electing Bill Belichick on his first round of eligibility for election into the Hall of Fame.
So, he rubbed a few people the wrong way in his storied career—tough shit.
His was the most successful coaching career in league history.
By a mile.
Idiots.
Speaking of idiots, Pennsylvania Democratic Senator John “Uncle Fester” Fetterman, is taking credit for being the “voice of reason” in the midst of the Minnesota ICE shootings controversy.
STFU.
The Land of the Rising Sun is finding the recent launch of North Korean missiles into the Sea of Japan “totally unacceptable.”
Strong words.
I don’t know, but I think North Korea takes ‘em out in a war.
I think the Japanese are too intelligent and evolved and may lack the single-minded bat-shit craziness that Kim Jong-un and his crazy bitch of a sister have.
Something to be said about that in a conflict.
The president says that he feels for recently-murdered Minnesota man Alex Pretti, but even more so for previously-murdered Renee Good because her family “are Trump fans.”
Classy.
Who called it?
Kristi Noem, DHS Secretary, is being demoted. (at least that’s the rumor I’m starting)
She’s taking the fall for the Minnesota Massacre and now she has been reduced to the role of cooking for the ICE Gestapo as they “hit the mattresses.”
The only Oscar-winning movie in history whose sequel also won the Best Picture Oscar.
Stay well.
