I saw a picture of Lady Gag Me after the recent Grammy Awards show and she did not have a wild hairdo.
She did not have on an outlandish costume.
She did not have an outrageous makeup job.
Now I know why.
She’s not attractive.
I suppose she is a little bit attractive in a Susan Boyle type of way.
Bill Gates is trying to moonwalk his way out of the latest Epstein files release which indicated the horny computer geek was more than a little involved, much to his ex-wife’s disgust.
Of course, he denies anything and everything about everything.
See Bill, there are approximately 8.3 billion people who inhabit the entire planet and he mentions YOU.
You.
Europe, light years ahead of the United States, is closer to placing a ban on social media for children.
Totally on board with that.
Maybe they will live longer.
That Elon Musk continues to amaze.
But not in a good way…
His Cybertrucks are pieces of shit that he is having major trouble unloading, and once you have made the mistake of buying one, you can’t get rid of it.
His self-driving cars fuck up all the time and are deathtraps waiting to happen.
His A.I. company has created a porn-producing presence named Grok, so it too, doesn’t work like it should. Nor are the thousands of workers laid off and displaced by this new technology which no one seems to fully understand, Musk included.
As for his company Space-X, his space ships blow up regularly, so they don’t work either.
So he merges the companies and values them at a trillion dollars. (instead of valuing them at what they are worth which is squat).
Ever since they stiffened the laws and penalties in Florida for excessive (over 100 mph) speeding, that’s all you hear about down there now.
Everyone else must be abiding by the posted speed limits.
Trump says basically that Joe Biden was a pussy.
Maybe he was, a little.
You can call him a lot of things, but:
He isn’t a fraudster.
He isn’t a thief.
He isn’t a liar
He isn’t a convicted felon.
He isn’t a misogynist.
He wasn’t in it for the money.
Here’s another idea: stop deporting good people and start on child and animal abusers.
They are much more deserving and I, for one of many, do not want them living in this country.
Get on it.
When I am over everything as I like to tell the Domestic Despot, there will be some changes.
One of them will be to limit every single website to a MAXIMUM of 10,000 followers.
That’s enough.
“What happened to three strikes and you’re out?”
Isn’t that law supposed to prevent these losers who keep avoiding prison time by pussy judges and shyster lawyers?
Evidently not.
Vladimir Putin, the World’s Oldest Gerber Baby, is threatening the United States if it decides to set up a missile defense system in Greenland.
STFU.
You can’t even defeat pesky little Ukraine whom you promised it would take a few weeks to crush.
Stay well.
