Are born every minute of every day…
They are everywhere you look.
They could be an old-money southern Angora debutante or the daughter of a Nigerian goat herder.
They could be descended from royals or regular Sunday visitors at the State penitentiary to see their parents.
The very hottest girls are clueless.
Not stupid; far from it.
But they don’t have a clue what it was like to wait for a phone that never rang and frustrating weekends spent hoping it would.
They were escorted to every dance and prom on the calendar.
They don’t have a clue what it feels like to not be asked out time after time.
They don’t have a clue why so much is made of all the attention given to beauty; in other words, she doesn’t know she’s beautiful.
And that’s what makes her beautiful.
The hottest women are intelligent, go hard when they have to, and soft when they want to be.
They laugh and cry at movies.
When they laugh, they don’t hold back.
When they cry they don’t hold back.
They love all animals.
Unconditionally.
Makeup doesn’t seem to affect their beauty.
(Unlike me) they can’t lie.
A totally hot woman can take you or leave you, even if she really needs you.
John (“Uncle Fester”) Fetterman is leaving the Democratic party.
Is anyone going to notice?
I didn’t realize he was still part of it.
Serena Williams has lost a ton of weight using drug injections and I really hope they don’t cause her any deleterious side effects.
Comeback?
I really hope not.
Who in the hell ever came up with the idea for the “sport” of curling?
What the hell were they thinking?
That wacky wannabe inventor Elon Musk is scaling back his “vision.” (what a load of guano).
Instead of not reaching Mars and having his Space-X spaceship explode in deep space, he has decided to try the moon, since it is much closer, making the recovery of the fragments and debris much easier (and less costly).
A Republican Congressman from Texas claims that some of his state’s detention centers for deportees are “nicer than some elementary schools.”
Yikes.
You’d better send in the Wizard of Education, that dumbass Linda McMahon, to take a look at those elementary schools, Bucko.
So she can cancel.
Again.
That skanky old Ghislaine Maxwell is finally using her Trump card (pardon the pun).
She says she will spill the beans if she is sent home from her prison cell.
I would think that is the very last thing the president would want to see, so as we knew when it first became a story, there will be more to follow…
I say let her rot.
Not let her out.
She knows why…
One last takeaway from Super Bowl VX and then we can finally put it to rest.
Billy Joe Armstrong and Green Day still rocks…
Stay well.
