In and Around the News

I really hate being right all the time.

If you have followed my blogs for any amount of time, you will know that I predicted long ago that some dumb shit—I won’t name anyone in particular, was going to start a war in a last-ditch attempt to divert attention away from his sinking ship of a presidency and his second failed attempt to take complete control of our country.

Iran.

They are killing Americans and now he can  either appear gutless and weasel-like to the entire planet or crush the country into dust.

I wonder which one the president will choose…

Not a lot of room for Epstein stories while a war is going on…

All these dumbasses racing to stick needles in their fat asses, bellies and thighs have found the perfect aid in their quest to replace time, effort, and common sense with an injection.

Put down the needle.

Put down the fork.

Pick up a weight once in a while.

Boom!

I did it again!

The Supreme Court is deciding whether stoners (like me) should be able to own guns.

Good luck with that, carpet-bagging assholes.

Even though she is close to retirement age, Sofia Vergara continues to show up in sexy clothes all the time.

Give it up.

When anyone writes or says you are “defying age” or that you possess “timeless beauty,” they are doing it out of politeness.

You had a good run.

It’s over.

Sixty is not sexy.

Move on.

Just when you thought he was done fucking things up…

The one place (even before our own country) that I never thought I would see the black plumes of bombs and war is the country of Dubai.

But with the Israel-Gaza bullshit going on, once again, the U.S. is heading toward another unnecessary international conflict.

But you can rest easy.

The president said that the conflict “might last a week or longer.”

Isn’t that what his hero that little dumbass Vladimir Putin said five years ago about Russia’s “conflict” with Ukraine?

The real winners will be the billionaires who run this country.

When I think about it, I’m only about a billion dollars short of having an entirely different opinion of the president and most likely, life in general.

Brilliant.

Just one more way that I will NOT go to meet my Maker…

I won’t die being mauled to death by a zoo animal because I am totally opposed to the mere thought of a zoo.

Arrogant human assholes hunting, capturing, and imprisoning animals so they can look at them.

Vijay, the white tiger in the Delhi Zoo, says he has no problem with idiot tourists; he loves them….they’re delicious!

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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