Can You Dig It?

When denial becomes delusion….

The president is denying that he is a senior citizen (at age 79).

Just because his hair is falling out, and his skin is getting old-age spots doesn’t mean he’s a senior. Neither does falling fast asleep for a nap in the middle of meetings and conferences, evidently. Limping on his fluid-filled cankles doesn’t qualify either.

Only in America…

Will you find a thriving oligarchy like the airline industry turned into a joke about socialism.

Greed.

Capitalism.

The root cause.

It is also the reason the city of Las Vegas was built and the reason it has plummeted in popularity as a tourist destination.

I recall when they first started trying to accommodate children with casinos, events and attractions aimed at the pre-gambling demographic.

Fail.

What is the last thing a mother of three wants to see and be around when she finally manages the time and expense of a little “me-time” vacation in Sin City?

Kids.

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt needs to 86 the side profile shots as they seem to highlight her Daffy Duck lips too much.

Even John “Lurch” Fetterman’s own party doesn’t want him to make a run for the presidency in 2028.

Thanks, but no thanks.

I hope they give the teacher from Wisconsin some time in jail to reflect on what a dumbass they are and how they should STFU.

Just another reason to hate politics and all the horse shit that comes with it.

You’re not just satisfied with refuting a political idea and asserting one of your own, no.

You have to get dirty.

Saying “Make America Great Assassins Again” is neither clever nor intelligent.

It’s ignorant and barbaric.

But then again, it IS Wisconsin, home of the patron saint of douchebags, Kyle Rittenhouse.

Sam Altman is the latest A.I. idiot CEO that is having to pay up for damages caused by his “platform.”

FBI drunk Director Kash Patel says there will need to be a few changes in presidential security measures moving forward.”

Brilliant.

So far, they are only averaging one assassination attempt per year.

Trading Places in the 21st century?

Judge Amit Mehta ruled that President Donald Trump can be held financially responsible for any damages resulting from his failed coup attempt on Jan. 6th, 2021. (Just in case you were wondering why he is stealing as much as he can get his hands on now)

I like Joe Scarborough, the gregarious ex-co anchor of The Morning Joe show, but just like his counterparts at other agencies, the red-tie-wearing mindless boobs regurgitating the republican dogma, you can’t believe a word they say.

Any of them.

Because against the very code of journalism, their words do not reflect truth, but a reality they want you to see.

Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel has really done it this time.

Melania wants him fired for a joke (albeit in poor taste) he made on his show.

She, of all people, should recognize a bomb when she sees one…

The President called the joke no less than “a despicable call to violence.”

One man’s lemon…

How on earth (here, where we live) can a “billionaires tax” NOT be passed?

I mean, what are there 20 billionaires at the most in any one state?

Go figure.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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