And a One…And a Two…

They arrested a beautiful young girl who was working at a nursing home because she was twerking on the head of a disabled person.

Hey, I’m disabled (hand raised).

I’m in a wheelchair (both arms waving wildly).

And Medicare never informed me about any twerking allowance in my coverage.

So let’s get this straight…

His Space-X rockets blow up, and if you are stupid enough to wait for one of Tesla’s Cybertrucks, they don’t work right either. And good luck trying to find a buyer if you try to sell one.

His foray into AI resulted in a porn-producing alter-ego named Grok, so it doesn’t work, either. Now his X (the old Twitter) has gone down for millions of users.

I ask again:

Has this dumbass genius inventor ever invented anything that actually works?

WNBA star Sophie Cunningham is right in her suggestion that the NBA should abandon their new three-team format and go back to the previous East vs. West game. I understand why they felt a need for a change so they will have to make some adjustments so that we don’t have any 350-point track meets with players throwing up garbage and “defenders” merely pantomiming their roles.

The game has to mean something.

What are we thinking?

This is America.

Money.

That’s always the answer in this country.

Say what you want about China, but they do have their ducks in a row when it comes to punishment for sex crimes against children.

Just a few differences between how the U.S. Justice (smirk) system works and how the Chinese operate.

In America, we counsel offenders.

In China, they kill them.

In America, we send offenders to meetings to get in touch with their innermost feelings.

In China, they kill them.

In America, your sex crime might even carry a fine.

If you are stupid and poor enough, you might even get sent to prison.

In China, you die.

America is the land of second (and third, fourth….) chances.

In China….one chance.

Zero recidivism.

Marriage was, and still is, a really big thing to me.

Coming from a Mexican-American family with a litany of cheating spouses and broken marriages, I made a promise to myself (before truly understanding what marriage was) that if I ever got married, it would be for all-time.

Now, I understand as new generations arrive and proliferate, institutions can change, but marriage has now been made a punchline.

People are marrying animals.

Buildings.

Trees.

Hell, you can even marry yourself now.

I shit you not.

A ceremony and everything.

It sounds like the most lonely, pitiful waste of time I can think of.

Almost like a pre-suicidal plea for help.

But you know what?

If that is what it takes to make you feel a little better about yourself, a little more self-confident, well, more power to you.

I am still trying to figure out how it works if you just don’t get along with yourself and have to divorce yourself?

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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