Look Deeper

Wannabe actress with a boy-body Selma Blair was arrested. The dumbass tried opening the door of an aircraft in flight. Sober up and keep it on, girl. And keep the door shut. Marjorie Taylor Greene is calling them likes she sees them (now). She correctly pointed out trump’s comical attempts at protecting his own andContinue reading “Look Deeper”

Admit to Nothing

You hear it in every single crime or courtroom movie ever made and invariably, the instructions are ignored to the further peril of the offender. Politicians live and die their entire political lives within the walls of those words. Lie. Cheat. Steal. Rape. In the political climate established by trump you can still be electedContinue reading “Admit to Nothing”

Take Notes

Evidently Christa Pike has made a miraculous recovery after surviving her second attempt at being put to death by the great state of Tennessee. She is out of the coma she was in and evidently functioning quite normally. Who’s gonna be the one to tell her? Let it go, dumbass! The president is announcing (yetContinue reading “Take Notes”

If You Can’t Keep Up

Cornell University is blowing it. They suck at football. They suck at basketball. They suck at baseball. They suck at covering up gang-rapes. Oh well. Their students and now, faculty, are joining together in protest of the administration’s dumbass efforts at hiding rapes and other crimes committed on their lily-white campus. Reuters reports the beleagueredContinue reading “If You Can’t Keep Up”

Above My Pay Grade

Yet another federal judge is disposing of another laughable lawsuit brought by president donald trump, our fearful de facto leader. He can’t just go firing anybody who displeases him. Just who does he think he is? Elon Musk? Mark Zuckerberg? How big of a surprise was it when I heard that trump paid for manyContinue reading “Above My Pay Grade”

Fair to Middlin’

As more and more midterm elections are in danger of turning blue, all the last scrambling he’s doing won’t be enough. First of all, he’s just too damn old and fat to scramble very fast. Jumping from Ohio to Texas and back over to South Carolina and then over to MGT’s ‘hood in Georgia willContinue reading “Fair to Middlin’”

More Baby Steps

You must be so proud… Not! I don’t think it was what Gloria Steinheim had in mind, either, as she began to awaken the female consciousness of American men and women in the sixties. She was one hell of a woman. In my lifetime, I have seen almost ALL of the small victories and concessionsContinue reading “More Baby Steps”

Dive in Head First

What a great diplomat! The Iranian delegation, all except one, walked out of the United Nations General Assembly as president trump unloaded another load of international horseshit while the Strait of Hormuz remains closed. Wake me when it’s over. kyori o toru koto. Distancing. The art of maintaining physical and/or emotional separation. Byron Douglas, RepublicanContinue reading “Dive in Head First”

Join the Circus

All are welcome. Almost all. That horse’s ass has banned CNN, MS Now, and Politico from the White House. Why not? He has already trampled on the Constitution and most of the Bill of Rights already. Why not the First Amendment too? Republicans are starting to look like the last of the bunker-dwelling Nazis asContinue reading “Join the Circus”

Something’s Fishy

Let me get this straight. Over three-hundred-thousand Iranians, including government officials, gathered on Friday in protest of the war with the United States which, they might just be winning… So, the Democrats don’t want the war, the Republicans don’t want the war, the American people don’t want the war, and the Iranian people don’t wantContinue reading “Something’s Fishy”