My boy the little lawn gnome Putin, is at it again.
This time, I am changing my tune. His plan to empty his most brutal prisons out of the worst criminals, give them guns, and send them to the front lines of the war against Ukraine is…genius.
What could be the only thing worse than having to spend the rest of your life in prison?
Go to the front lines in battle, of course.
Crime doesn’t pay.
Two great football players, both Latino, vying for the top award in college football, the Heisman trophy, had somewhat dissimilar reactions to seeing the award given to Fernando Mendoza of the Indiana Hoosiers.
While Mr. Mendoza accepted the award with grace and humility, his fellow quarterback and runner-up, Vanderbilt’s Diego Pavia, stated simply. “Fuck the voters.”
I am not a parent, but if I were, I would hope my son or daughter would choose to be a fan of Mendoza as opposed to the immature Pavia who, despite my consternation, will go on to be drafted highly in the upcoming NFL draft.
Volodymyr Zelensky says he will stop pressuring to join NATO if he can get some security details worked out.
Little things like not having to give away their country and their sovereignty.
It doesn’t matter what has to be done for both sides to stop fighting but one thing you can bet the house on.
However it gets done, President Trump will take credit for it.
What, he’s up to thirty or forty wars he has personally stopped now?
Former Swedish Prime Minister Carl Bildt has gone on record to give President Zelensky advice on how to easily and smoothly end the war with Russia.
Respectfully, Mr. ex-Prime Minister, STFU.
Where are you getting your vast sum of knowledge on the art of warfare? Last I checked, Sweden is not one of the world’s fearsome war machines.
Say what you want about Taylor Swift and it seems like everybody always has something to say about her, but you have to marvel at the economic impact she has on everything around her.
She gave out almost two hundred million dollars to the members of her recently concluded, history-making Eras Tour.
I got a calendar one year.
So sad.
A seventeen-year-old girl dies falling one hundred feet off a cliff trying to get “the perfect picture.”
It was her very last picture; I hope it was a good one.
My big brother Ed gave me some advice long ago when he noticed I possessed a loquacious manner: “The word unspoken is the word uneaten.”
If anyone should heed that motto, it is our own Chief Executive.
The Republicans used a Joe Biden “brain fart” to give him the bum’s rush and ouster him from Capitol Hill.
Now, they are sharing all the absolutely stupid shit Trump is saying and really, what the fuck was he doing in school while everyone else was learning critical thinking?
And he is the leader of the Free World?
Stay well.
