Trump is having to wear hair extensions? Lipstick on a pig. A fat, ugly pig. Madonna? Give it up you old bat. You were never that hot. Kaitlan Collins is starting to grow on me. Like the fungus on our corpulent Chief Executive’s hands and head. She owes her career to Trump’s misogynist attacks onContinue reading “A Long Way to Go”
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Thank Your Lucky Stars
You think you’re hot? Try 122 degrees in Mexico. In France, they are not prepared for the kind of 120-plus degree temperatures they are experiencing, and people are dying jumping into what ever river they can find in an attempt to cool off. My office maintains a balmy year-round temperature of seventy-five degrees so noContinue reading “Thank Your Lucky Stars”
Avast Ye Swabs!
In a rather swashbuckling mood on this bright sunny southern Ohio day, let’s take a look at what’s happening on this planet… That horse’s ass Secretary of Defense Pedro Hegseth, keeping with this administration’s policy of hatred for women and non-whites, has reshuffled the deck to better reflect his worldview. He has denied promotions toContinue reading “Avast Ye Swabs!”
What Comes Around…
Another traffic fatality reported in the Sooner State as Michael Rosario-Perez, an illegal immigrant, decided that getting drunk and driving the wrong way on a state highway was the way to go. I’m sure the friends and families of the four people he murdered would disagree as ICE has issued their orders to get himContinue reading “What Comes Around…”
A One…And a Two…
So what do you do if your kid spends all their time on their phone and the rest of the time on their computer? Take your pick: Facebook, X, Instagram, TikTok. All day long. All night long. Somebody’s got to shoulder the blame for the crappy job of parenting. Certainly not the parents. Sue theContinue reading “A One…And a Two…”
My Skewed Take
Evidently there are so many people who want to perform at the Kennedy Center, they are having to take two years off to sort out the list of wannabes. Not. No one wants to play the once-prestigious venue anymore. Tres embarrassment. The president is still trying to teach venerable old Harvard University a lesson itContinue reading “My Skewed Take”
Don’t Blink
There are ways of departing this sphere of existence and then there is getting buried under a landslide of mud, debris, and garbage at a landfill in Manilla, Philippines. We don’t choose how or when. HE does. So tragic. The U.S. just seized the fifth oil tanker linked to Venezuela. One more and I willContinue reading “Don’t Blink”
Playing Dirty
I have previously chronicled the beginning and end of my big-time criminal career in a post from several years ago titled The Great Classroom Caper of 1962 and I can (and have) ranted about how much I hate thieves. There is something so primal about taking something that doesn’t belong to you, and I thinkContinue reading “Playing Dirty”
If Not When…
The article started by saying what Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce had to say about the movie Home Alone. Quite frankly, I could give two shits what he has to say about anything other than why the Chiefs will be watching the playoffs on TV instead of defending their AFC Championship. I wouldContinue reading “If Not When…”
Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking?
My boy the little lawn gnome Putin, is at it again. This time, I am changing my tune. His plan to empty his most brutal prisons out of the worst criminals, give them guns, and send them to the front lines of the war against Ukraine is…genius. What could be the only thing worse thanContinue reading “Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking?”
