Give Me an F

The dominoes keep falling in DJT’s quest to completely disarm and destroy the armed forces of the United States of America. It’s all there. In The Tyrant’s Playbook. Look it up. Eliminate any possible threats to power. One way is to appoint entitled dumbass art-collecting billionaires to high-ranking government posts. Guys like Howard Lutnick whoContinue reading “Give Me an F”

Keeping it Real

He is either the smartest dumbass or the dumbest smartass occupying the seat of the second most powerful title in world politics, that would be Vice-President of the United States of America. He wasn’t satisfied just suckling at the breast of Donald Trump. He wanted more. He wanted to doom his eternal soul and hisContinue reading “Keeping it Real”

Can’t Win ‘em All

Venezuelans are still smiling today in the afterglow of their awesome victory over the United States in the World Baseball Classic. This game marks the second straight WBC where the USA was defeated in the championship game. That’s right. The Japanese did it last time with the best player on the planet, Japan’s Shohei OhtaniContinue reading “Can’t Win ‘em All”

G’day!

When members of the media get bored, they start picking on people and things just to fill word counts. Now, chubby little Selena Gomez is their target. So she has a cerveza-belly and a lot of cherubim fat on her body. Thunder thighs. Big deal. She’s in her thirties. Happens to all of us. It’sContinue reading “G’day!”

Monkey Business

I like Charles Barkley. At 6’ 6” I used to marvel at how much space he could clear out in the paint as he swiped yet another rebound off the glass. Over taller and (much) taller players. He’s also a little bit of a clown, but I’m good with that; the world needs colorful peopleContinue reading “Monkey Business”

I’ll Bite

I know my paltry few hundred subscribers don’t seem like many until you get in a line that long for anything, but U.S. Representative Nancy Mace from South Carolina just came out the very next day after my blog proposing the same “one strike and you’re out” penalty as China has for raping a youngContinue reading “I’ll Bite”

Dollars to Donuts

Farmers are up in arms over Trump’s tariffs and the deleterious effect they are having on the cost of fertilizer. Shut up. Are you serious? We actually need to import shit? In this country? With all the bullshit coming out of Washington, D.C.? Once again, Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk, the world’s most overrated inventor, hasContinue reading “Dollars to Donuts”

Whaaat?

There are some people you can pick on, and then there are others you shouldn’t. Picking on politicians is easy. And fun. I crack me up sometimes. Entertainers, the wealthy, the criminals and sell-outs of all shapes and sizes who had better be hoping that there really is NOT a place you go to whereContinue reading “Whaaat?”

Rack ‘em Up Again

You can already see stories, rumors, and the usual pile of guano warning of a possible draft to get people to fight in yet another unwanted, unnecessary war in We have to have a longer memory than that… The last time we stuck our noses where it didn’t belong, we got our asses whipped byContinue reading “Rack ‘em Up Again”

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

The BBC is reporting on a deadly shooting in an Austin, Texas bar that left two dead and fourteen wounded. This act of EXTREME violence is being called a “possible act of terrorism.” I have questions (of course). What the hell ISN’T a “possible act of terrorism” anymore? What the hell are the BBC doingContinue reading “Hear Ye! Hear Ye!”