Chum

Do you ever get the feeling that news outlets—ALL news outlets—are merely “chumming the waters” with whatever they have on their minds at the time? I certainly do. Since the news is my source of info for this wake-n-bake blog of mine, I notice these things. Every day. It seems Republicans everywhere have decided toContinue reading “Chum”

Two to Tango

Brazil has temporarily slowed down the Rape, Pillage, and Plunder Tour currently operating as the trump administration by electing left-wing politician Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva as President over trump fave Flavio Bolsonaro. This will no doubt hinder. Or at least delay, trump from annexing all their natural resources for his own personal gain. NotContinue reading “Two to Tango”

Around the Bend

So you can teach an old dog… Texas governor Greg Abbott has put the brakes on over 1800 new data centers proposed for his state and trump and his butt buddy Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk can’t be very happy about it. Every story about the fiasco that is the Russian-Ukrainian war begins with “Putin humiliatedContinue reading “Around the Bend”

Psyche!

It looks like I will be watching this year’s version of the Puppy Bowl this year instead of the “halftime show” peddling yet another felonious rapper dumbass named Shawn Carter to a polarized nation at the upcoming Super Bowl. Republican representative John McGuire from Virginia is voting NOT to raise the legal age for marriageContinue reading “Psyche!”

The Buzz

Meanwhile in France, the nation that America derived its Constitution and Republican ideals from, what started out as a few disgruntled students has now grown to a nationwide tidal wave of discontent with all things governmental, leaving that hapless eunuch Emmanuel Macron shaking his head and not really knowing what the fuck to do. DJT’sContinue reading “The Buzz”

Fearless

I used to be. Before I grew up. Then life kicked in and reality produced broken promises, broken bones, and even broken hearts. Definitely not cool. Fear is not a weakness; in fact, healthy fears are a sign of intelligence and lessons learned rather than an uncertainty of the unknown. (this weed is very good).Continue reading “Fearless”

Look Deeper

Wannabe actress with a boy-body Selma Blair was arrested. The dumbass tried opening the door of an aircraft in flight. Sober up and keep it on, girl. And keep the door shut. Marjorie Taylor Greene is calling them likes she sees them (now). She correctly pointed out trump’s comical attempts at protecting his own andContinue reading “Look Deeper”

Fair to Middlin’

As more and more midterm elections are in danger of turning blue, all the last scrambling he’s doing won’t be enough. First of all, he’s just too damn old and fat to scramble very fast. Jumping from Ohio to Texas and back over to South Carolina and then over to MGT’s ‘hood in Georgia willContinue reading “Fair to Middlin’”

Dive in Head First

What a great diplomat! The Iranian delegation, all except one, walked out of the United Nations General Assembly as president trump unloaded another load of international horseshit while the Strait of Hormuz remains closed. Wake me when it’s over. kyori o toru koto. Distancing. The art of maintaining physical and/or emotional separation. Byron Douglas, RepublicanContinue reading “Dive in Head First”

Something’s Fishy

Let me get this straight. Over three-hundred-thousand Iranians, including government officials, gathered on Friday in protest of the war with the United States which, they might just be winning… So, the Democrats don’t want the war, the Republicans don’t want the war, the American people don’t want the war, and the Iranian people don’t wantContinue reading “Something’s Fishy”