Is it too much to ask?
I just wanna get really stoned, wake up and find out that it is 2028 already.
Let it be over.
Please.
Now DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s ICE are arresting children as young as five-years-old in their maniacal quest to rid the country of illegal immigrants.
Five-year’s-old.
I don’t know.
I’ve seen some badass little five-year-olds, but come on…
What’s that?
Fox News viewers accuse White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt of…lying. (gasp!).
Next you’re gonna start telling me she has cooties.
Wonder what gave her away?
Oh, her mouth was open.
Good answer.
Even venerable Newsweek is reporting that “Donald Trump is losing white voters.”
Who’s left?
You are telling me it is the blacks, Mexicans, and immigrants who are keeping him in office?
Measles.
I thought we got rid of them, but evidently not in fourteen states.
You can’t take him anywhere…
President Trump has managed to offend the Crown Prince Harry by insinuating NATO troops other than the United States’) “held back a little” from the front-line battle action in Afghanistan.
Jolly poor form, old boy.
Now he’s got his royal panties in a bunch.
British women are not necessarily known for their ravishing beauties, but the Queen Consort is not aging well. I think she looked like she was sixty when she was born.
Happens to us all…
So, it’s not just us…
The weak Spanish penal system allows the convicted rapist out for a day to “visit with family.”
This, after being convicted of raping a 13-year-old girl.
Her mother decided that this wasn’t going to be a fun family day for her daughter’s rapist.
He decides to go have a cold one at the local bar, but first, he makes the mistake of taunting the mother by asking her, “how her daughter is?”
Talk about the wrong thing to say to the wrong person.
She douses him with gasoline and proceeds to light the barbie, eliminating yet another piece of garbage from this planet.
Justice served.
Case closed.
A Phoenix, Arizona man took exception to some dumbass who cut the line to use the bathroom at a gas station, so the dumbass pulls a gun and ends his life right there.
You know what they say, “when you gotta go, you gotta go.” (I know, bad even for me).
Since we’re on the subject of dumbasses, how about the genius in Texas (of course, where else?) who took a test drive for a nice new Mustang and decided he would just keep it and live happily ever after, driving around a free brand-new sporty car?
Oops.
Memo to self: don’t leave ID at car dealership when stealing a car.
At least not your own.
It IS Texas, so it might take some time for the police to crack this case…
Unless it is in Uvalde where the police might be too scared to investigate.
Why is it the people getting arrested for starving their children to death are always so fat and ugly?
Check out this song I wrote in 1985 in our little studio apartment in Santa Barbara.
Do one thing for me as Snowmageddon approaches…
Stay warm.
