A modern day soap opera. How can we miss you if you never leave? Enough with the threats Lurch… Senator John Fetterman is threatening to leave the Democratic party…again. Go on, freeloader. Get the fuck out of here. You will not be missed. I wasn’t feeling old until I read that Zach Johnson just wonContinue reading “As the Stomach Turns…”
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Earth to Maddogg
Is it just me, or when Brittany Spears opens her eyes real wide doesn’t she look exactly like Anthony Hopkins’ dummy in the 1978 movie Magic? Scary. That dumbass deadbeat Nicki Minaj needs to pay her lawyers. She’s pulling a “Trump.” The Department of (in) Justice isn’t fucked up enough? You want to make thatContinue reading “Earth to Maddogg”
The Long Way Home
U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference. There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government. I’mContinue reading “The Long Way Home”
Discomfort Zone
For all the idiots who once again believed in master scam artist Conor McGregor, I hope the 69-seconds he lasted in his “fight” finally got your belly full of that poser. Him and Jake Paul both. Good riddance. He’s not even in the ground yet, is he? But Nancy Mace is licking her chops atContinue reading “Discomfort Zone”
Comfort Zone
Hold on to your sombreros… Kim Jong-un’s crazy sister Kim Yo Jong is moving up in the North Korean political arena. I think she’s going to make her brother seem like a big pussy by the time she’s through. Czech president Petr Pavel warns that “Ukraine has two months before Putin escalates war.” Excuse me?Continue reading “Comfort Zone”
Much Obliged
Now we find out who the “real” football fans in America are. Our overrated group of players gave it their best, but it sure didn’t look like it against Belgium. Instead of the team that was flying into the opponents’ box and getting opportunities, they played scared; more afraid to lose than showing any desireContinue reading “Much Obliged”
Breaking Point
Everybody has one. Even the coolest, most fearless of us has one. It may not be obvious, hell, it may not even be detectable, but believe me, it’s there. Somewhere hidden within. We “break” because we are human. If we didn’t break, we would be robots like the ones that idiot Elon Musk tries toContinue reading “Breaking Point”
What Did You Miss?
For a country that was “totally defeated” months ago (if you believe the president), who no longer has the capability to employ nuclear weapons, whose Supreme Leader was killed, and who is at the total mercy of the United States military, they are doing a pretty good job of keeping their middle finger shoved upContinue reading “What Did You Miss?”
Sensible or No?
Now you want to brand mindless White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt a liar for her recent feeble attempts at justifying anything her master does. How long were you going to wait? Everyone knows what a dumbass she is and lying is what her job responsibilities entail. The fact she’s bad at it is somehow,Continue reading “Sensible or No?”
Say Again?
The president just doesn’t get it, does he? He recently warned of the great communist threat to our country after he saw the New York Rebellion form and result in resounding Democratic victories in the primaries. YOU are the reason our country is ripe for another “ism,” dumbass. Communism. Socialism. Capitalism has both built andContinue reading “Say Again?”
