You know the rest of the story.
But sometimes its just not that simple.
Of course that skank Ghislaine Maxwell will plead the fifth in her upcoming deposition…she’s guilty as hell of…everything. Everywhere else except the confines of a courtroom where she is proud of…everything.
She would like a pardon, however.
She thinks that would be nice.
Meanwhile, across the “other” pond (no, not Trump Ocean, silly. The Pacific Ocean), Japan has elected their first-ever female to lead the country.
Sanae Takaichi also earned present Trump’s endorsement, and she and her party were highly successful in the recent elections.
Mark U.S. Olympic Winter Olympic skiers as one more group he has managed to offend, calling Olympic skier Hunter Hess ”a loser” because he hasn’t bought into Trump’s horse shit and tried to distance himself from the smell in a recent interview.
So sad to see a true Olympic legend, Lindsay Vonn being Medevac’d off the downhill course, ending her Olympic journey.
Get better soon, girl.
You are a badass.
I caught a little film clip of Leonardo Di Caprio and Tobey Maguire gyrating and lunging and lurching to Ice Cube rapping.
You might be young (certainly relative to me), good-looking, rich as hell, and living the life, but you white boys still can’t dance.
Stop trying.
Maryland Governor Wes Moore, who happens to be the only black Governor in the United States, was uninvited to the annual dinner.
If I didn’t know better, I might think this was no coincidence or mistake.
Lay off of Robert James Ritchie from Michigan, also known as Kid Rock.
He’s no chameleon; he has always been a redneck.
Just look at him.
Him and Ted Nugent.
Japan, buoyed by their recent political victory in electing their first-ever female leader, is “sending a warning” to China.
Easy does it.
Sure, he’s behind you now, at the height of your popularity, but the second you do anything to betray him or even make him look bad, he’ll leave your side so fast your head will spin.
Believe it.
We do.
He’s done it to his own citizens.
The Dunkin Donuts Super Bowl ad was a big flop. I really hope it is not the future of anything on film, but alas, time marches on.
A.I did nothing but confuse the viewer.
Next!
Only here.
Only now.
A lawsuit is being brought against TikTok and other social media platforms because their design and content are causing our dumbass children to get addicted to being internet dumbasses.
You can’t exactly call the lead plaintiff a child. It is a 19-year-old man.
Where?
Where else?
Freakin’ California, man.
Of course, not to be left out of the fun, New Mexico is hosting its own similar circus trial against Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta platform.
Why?
Because someone (and I won’t name names) has made bringing legal action the new national pastime.
Oh poor old bird Martha Stewart is not very happy that ICE patrols actually had the unmitigated gall to come into her lily-white affluent neighborhood of all places.
STFU jailbird.
You should still be doing time.
If it were up to me.
Stay well.
