Now let me see if I have this right… He spends the first two years of his second term in office unilaterally fucking up everything he touches and now we spend the next two years unraveling all his illegal bullshit and reversing the choices his addled brain has made? As we ready the nation forContinue reading “The Right Stuff”
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Just Barely
That idiot of a federal prosecutor Jeanine Pirro, shirking off her Nurenburg defense of the president (while keeping a straight face, no less) has stopped the prosecution of the apparition who never existed in the first place that supposedly damaged our nations’ Reflecting Pool, and stands as a real testament to our leader’s abilities asContinue reading “Just Barely”
The Long Way Home
U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference. There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government. I’mContinue reading “The Long Way Home”
Much Obliged
Now we find out who the “real” football fans in America are. Our overrated group of players gave it their best, but it sure didn’t look like it against Belgium. Instead of the team that was flying into the opponents’ box and getting opportunities, they played scared; more afraid to lose than showing any desireContinue reading “Much Obliged”
Did it Ever Occur to You?
Tulsi Gabbard, the former Director of National Intelligence, has resigned her position after discovering our nation has none, making her job unnecessary.
Better Than Nothing
Look out below! That dumbass Elon Musk is getting ready to launch another spaceship. With his track record, now would be the time to invest in some shoulder pads and a football helmet… That horse’s ass Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Douchebaggery, has failed in his efforts to censure and demote Senator Mark Kelly for hisContinue reading “Better Than Nothing”
A Trampoline Can Be Dangerous
Bone spurs. His dad paid a doctor to falsely diagnose, treat, and document his “medical condition” so he wouldn’t have to serve in the armed forces. That must be why he’s so upset that he wasn’t awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor like all the other of our nations real military heroes, many of whomContinue reading “A Trampoline Can Be Dangerous”
When the Going Gets Tough….
You know the rest of the story. But sometimes its just not that simple. Of course that skank Ghislaine Maxwell will plead the fifth in her upcoming deposition…she’s guilty as hell of…everything. Everywhere else except the confines of a courtroom where she is proud of…everything. She would like a pardon, however. She thinks that wouldContinue reading “When the Going Gets Tough….”
The Town Crier
Am I the only one getting tired of musicians telling us what their political views are? I could give two you-know-whats what your thoughts are on the socialism vs. communism debate. Shut up and play the guitar Aristotle. Forget A.I. technology. We have the “discombobulator” which allowed us to take down Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro.Continue reading “The Town Crier”
Why Bother?
It looks like the First Lady is not quite the popular draw she thought she’d be after releasing her self-titled 75-million-dollar-box-office BOMB. It doesn’t help that she has the personality of a grapefruit. But she does have six-inch stilettos. This is rich. The president is blaming his recent dip in popularity in polls on “badContinue reading “Why Bother?”
