He looks like a dumbass with a beard and then he shaves it off.
Now he looks like a clean-shaven dumbass.
Do you think anyone actually gives a shit Mr. Vice President?
Kristi Noem is throwing her (ever-increasing) weight around again.
Madame Secretary, four words for you.
“Put down the fork.”
Eat a salad now and then.
She is on a witch hunt to “get” any and every ICE detractor, so she is demanding tech giants release names of known ICE detractors from their databases.
Sounds a little Nazi-ish to me.
I’m sure her ass is still chafing from being replaced as ICE leader of the Minnesota Circus by Tom Homan.
The Atlanta Black Star News reports that the president “Plays dumb after getting caught selling out Americans in a foreign crypto scheme.”
Trust me.
He’s not playing.
A player attending the University of Southern California has just been granted a ninth year of eligibility to play college football.
That mean he will most likely be thirty or more if/when he graduates.
Hello?
NCAA?
Don’t get me started on those knuckleheads…
You can stop making politicians raise their right hands and swear an oath before inevitably having them go on to break their oath as if it never existed in the first place.
Boring.
Besides, we all know they are a bunch of lying thieves.
At least Iowa (of all places) knows…
They are trying to get bills passed which would make animal abuse a felony in the state.
Good on ya!
The president hates immigrants.
Homosexuals.
Democrats.
Lawyers.
Judges.
Women.
Men.
Members of the press.
Members of the media.
Anyone who disagrees with him.
Anyone who agrees with him.
Anyone who opposes him.
Anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass.
Anyone who does kiss his ass.
Anyone who doesn’t look like him.
Anyone who does look like him.
Foreigners.
American citizens.
Critical thinkers.
Poor people.
Rich people.
Greenland.
Anyone smarter than he is—-which is everybody.
You can also pick any letter of the “sexual menu” alphabet which I will go to my grave not completely understanding, but that’s alright.
I still don’t understand Quantum Physics.
He also hates that he can’t rule the United States as an omnipotent dictator like his buddies Vladimir Putin, the World’s Oldest Gerber Baby does Russia, and Kim Jong-un, the dumbass in North Korea.
If you can’t sense that there is a receding tide beginning on the Trump fanaticism wave, then, to quote my dearly departed Grampa, “You couldn’t smell wool if you had your head up a sheep’s ass.”
So to speak.
We know some of the things that he hates, but what about the things that he loves?
Above all else…..attention.
Money.
Himself.
That’s it.
The COMPLETE list.
There is no room for anything else in that empty gourd stuffed with a storebought education he failed to complete.
Oh, who am I kidding?
I’m sure there is some room leftover for fruitless dreams of conquest.
Same difference.
Stay well.
