What do you do to escape the constant bitter cold in Norway?
Many people embrace the cold; Alpine sports are big there.
But not the politicians.
Epstein Island.
Yup.
Not just America.
My girl Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fucking up again trying to shut down the TSA security checkpoints.
You remember those same checkpoints that waved through airplane-stealing suicide bombers to fly into the World Trade Center?
If her days aren’t numbered…
Typical dumbass Americans wanting to know if the drug cartel wars and mayhem in Mexico has encroached upon their two-week vacation plans at a Cancun resort.
Look around.
What do you see?
Smoke plumes.
Fires burning out of control.
Gangs.
Riots.
Murders.
Death.
What do you hear?
Screams and shouts as inept police break their batons on the bones of children.
Explosions.
Yeah, sure go ahead.
Have another Margarita.
Better make it a double.
The venerable New York Times says that there are judges who are “angry” because President Trump disobeyed their court orders and did whatever the fuck he wanted like he told you he would.
Dumbasses.
Gravity is starting to take its toll on that huge ass of Jennifer Lopez.
What is she now? 60?
Support hose and girdle time, dearie.
Don’t mourn your ass; it had a good run…
Even though she is still drawing attention and “turning heads.”
Sure she is.
People are in amazement that the material holding in her humongous ass is not ripping under the enormous weight.
Since I lost my leg, my wife, the Domestic Despot, can cross Alpine Divorce off the list.
Evidently it is another “trend” popularized by TikTok whereby a partner leaves their mate alone in a mountainous or forest area.
Nice.
But seems like a lot of trouble for something that could be handled face-to-face or even with a phone call.
But that’s just me.
I had to look up what “Ozempic face” was and I noticed that anyone who has ever lost a lot of weight in a short amount of time has had, at one time, Ozempic face.
Why only Ozempic?
Other drugs have many different side effects.
How about someone walking around with a huge look of relief?
Mira-Lax face.
Or someone who is the silliest son of a bitch in the lot?….Cocaine face.
The hungriest?
Marijuana face.
Of course.
Kim Jong-un, newly “elected” undisputed ruler of North Korea, another of our president’s idols, ended his quintennial Congress with a promise to his people.
Not to address the fast-crumbling infrastructure.
Not to address the constant energy shortages and outages.
Not to address the starving population due to poor land management and food shortages.
Nope.
He promised to build more nuclear weapons.
Dumbass.
I think the fervor for DJT is subsiding.
Finally.
Oh, there are still a lot of Republicans that still applaud his every move, but since the Chief Executive has revealed what an untrustworthy dumbass he is, it is more to piss off the Democrats than anything.
We shall see…
Stay well.
