Milestones

Florida, the fiefdom of that dumbass Ron DeSantis, is not resting on its laurels. Not content with their award for best Alligator Alcatraz Detention Center, they are continuing their record-setting pace by legally killing their thirteenth person (so far) this year. They should be so proud… Thanks but no thanks. Three more Trump-endorsed candidates wereContinue reading “Milestones”

I Promise

Two words I don’t say very often at all, but if and when I do, it’s a done deal. I don’t break promises because I rarely give them. I don’t know exactly how, when, or why it became so important a concept to me that I personally consider very few things more egregious than breakingContinue reading “I Promise”

Have Mercy

I have been searching for something, anything, to find that I have in common with the most unpopular American president (since the last one) and depending on who you read and what you choose to believe: he likes hot blondes, he is a misogynist of the lowest order, a compulsive (bad) liar, a thief, aContinue reading “Have Mercy”

The Long Way Home

Cue ball side pocket. Easy does it there, skinhead. So you’re going bald. It’s not like it just started yesterday. Deal with it. Yet another thing I don’t understand amongst the myriad of things… Like father-in-law, like daughter-in-law? Bettina Trump, the newest addition to the Trump Dynasty, wears the perpetual mean scowl of someone thatContinue reading “The Long Way Home”

Never a Doubt

The temperature of the country was rising for the longest time and now is headed in the other direction, as a result of man’s (and woman’s) shortcomings and our inability to ‘play nice.’ From having a deranged MAGA following led by none other than Georgia’s own peach Marjorie Taylor Greene, er I mean Glenn (MTG),Continue reading “Never a Doubt”

The Right Stuff

Now let me see if I have this right… He spends the first two years of his second term in office unilaterally fucking up everything he touches and now we spend the next two years unraveling all his illegal bullshit and reversing the choices his addled brain has made? As we ready the nation forContinue reading “The Right Stuff”

Just Barely

That idiot of a federal prosecutor Jeanine Pirro, shirking off her Nurenburg defense of the president (while keeping a straight face, no less) has stopped the prosecution of the apparition who never existed in the first place that supposedly damaged our nations’ Reflecting Pool, and stands as a real testament to our leader’s abilities asContinue reading “Just Barely”

A Stitch in Time

Here today. Gone tomorrow. Once again, that dumbass “genius inventor” Elon Musk sends up a spaceship only to have it fall back to earth in failure (again!). And just like that (snap of fingers) he is no longer a trillionaire. He now only has hundreds of billions. Poor guy. Elaine Angene Escoe thought she couldContinue reading “A Stitch in Time”

As the Stomach Turns…

A modern day soap opera. How can we miss you if you never leave? Enough with the threats Lurch… Senator John Fetterman is threatening to leave the Democratic party…again. Go on, freeloader. Get the fuck out of here. You will not be missed. I wasn’t feeling old until I read that Zach Johnson just wonContinue reading “As the Stomach Turns…”

Earth to Maddogg

Is it just me, or when Brittany Spears opens her eyes real wide doesn’t she look exactly like Anthony Hopkins’ dummy in the 1978 movie Magic? Scary. That dumbass deadbeat Nicki Minaj needs to pay her lawyers. She’s pulling a “Trump.” The Department of (in) Justice isn’t fucked up enough? You want to make thatContinue reading “Earth to Maddogg”