Much Ado About Everything

Raise your hand if you believe the lily-white frat boys from Cornell or their high-priced defense attorneys?

Anyone?

Thought so.

Raise your hand if you think any one of them will serve one day behind bars for their crimes?

Anyone?

Let’s just see if the spotlight is too bright to avoid and the rapists get justice.

Real justice.

Convicted killer Christa Pike was killed in a Tennessee execution, except she wasn’t—-she is still “alive” and on life support. Evidently, it is not the first execution the assigned doctor has botched. If she keeps this up, prisoners will be lining up to have her fuck up their executions.

My question is, “did they kill her and she came back?” or “did they not finish the job?”

Because, if they killed her, then, if she snaps out of her condition and suddenly wakes up, you just have to let her go and call it a day.

Sentence carried out.

BUT if they only took her to death’s door, then if she wakes up, they will have to send her back to the execution chamber and hope the second time’s the charm.

After all, she did torture and kill her classmate, let’s not forget that or her.

It is so refreshing at times to think that we have not come very far at all from William Golding’s fractured social structure in Lord of the Flies.

“Kill the piggies!”

I have no doubts at all that phrase, or another similar incantation, was used aplenty on Jan. 6th.

Their mothers must be so proud.

The sad thing, is they probably are.

Only in America.

Well, at least he’s got a good reason…

The World’s Oldest-looking Gerber Baby, none other than that rascal Vladamir Putin, says that he can’t stop the war he picked (and is losing) to the proud Ukraine.

Why?

Because he will be hanged.

Oh.

Have you noticed a salient dearth of stories about Mexican cartel violence lately?

Me too.

For a while, that was all the news, how dangerous the country, including the once-protected tourism industry, had become.

Looks like its safe to go back in the water…

For now.

Raise your hand if you are feeling immense sympathy for triple-child-murdering “victim” and the “tragic world” of Lindsay Clancy, according to her defense attorney?

Me either.

Just don’t send her to Tennessee for the execution.

So what do you read, if anything, into fast-food chains closing down so many underperforming locations nationwide?

Have they outpriced themselves, or just oversaturated the market?

Or both?

One thing is for certain.

With labor costs escalating, food costs constantly climbing, and a shrinking market all working together, profit margins have just evaporated.

Being a culinarian, I never had much opportunity or appetite for fast-food, but I will admit that when I get stoned on really great Sativa, I can become an eating machine.

But I’m too lazy to get out of my Laz-E-Boy and drive ¼ mile to the Wendy’s Drive-thru window to get anything.

And that’s pretty lazy.

If not fast-food, where are today’s working class and students getting their food?

He fucked up the Grand Ballroom, ditto for the Reflecting Pool, eliminated the Rose Garden, destroyed the White House lawn, and now his latest project is awaiting the green light. He wants to install a power-hose spray nozzle in his bidet (don’t ask).

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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