Cornell University is blowing it.
They suck at football.
They suck at basketball.
They suck at baseball.
They suck at covering up gang-rapes.
Oh well.
Their students and now, faculty, are joining together in protest of the administration’s dumbass efforts at hiding rapes and other crimes committed on their lily-white campus.
Reuters reports the beleaguered university has hired someone who really has some hands-on experience in covering up shameful acts…
The Department of Justice.
Just in time, as the university is now facing a vote of “no confidence,” meaning heads will definitely roll…
You can’t be good at everything which also happens to be the university’s motto, except in Latin (it IS Ivy League, after all).
The president said he “felt sorry” for the seven fellow rapists.
That idiot Attorney General Todd Blanche has finally solved the whole election- being-rigged story: He caught the ten individuals who voted illegally.
That’s right.
Every single one of them.
I know I’ll sleep feeling safer tonight.
Here’s a Tuesday morning question for you: Are we living or just delaying death?
And just so you know, it is not just JD Vance’s speeches that is causing all the student walkouts…
France’s streets are spilling over with discontented students.
The proud nation has fallen completely out of sight in the world education rankings and students are rightfully pissed.
So pissed that 900 schools have been closed due to these protests.
We’ll see what that nitwit Macron does about it…
Whatever he does, it won’t be easy with France’s increasing debt and scarcity of funds.
It’s not like the United States has much room to talk as we languish anywhere in the middle of the pack from 15th to 25th depending on whose rankings you are reading.
But at least our Douchebag-appointed Secretary of Education knows how to sew costumes for professional wrestlers.
And then there’s the ballroom…
At last!
Common sense aligns with the law.
A stay of execution for convicted murderess Christa Pike was lifted by the Tennessee Supreme Court, so cooler heads prevailed, allowing another execution attempt on her.
If at first (or second) you don’t succeed…
Tell the Intensive Care Unit to “unplug her from your machines,” so they can plug her into their machines.
And cross their fingers that it works this time.
I see that billions of unclaimed pension funds exist out there somewhere.
I think I would remember where my billion dollars was at all times.
So they can rule me out.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott is no fool.
Hold it.
He IS a fool, just not in this case where he has decided to skip a rally for his upcoming election to be attended by none other than that dumbass chief executive who looks like fifty pounds of shit in a thirty-pound bag.
He could care less, now that being called one of “Trump’s” will ensure defeat, just as he faces in the Senate elections.
It took a little longer than I thought people would allow.
Even those who elected him in the first place as an intentional jab at our antiquated political system have had enough.
They’ll never admit it, but only the diehards that don’t know any better are still loyal and compliant to him.
All things must pass…
Stay well.
