The Comeback Kid

Due to my ineptitude on computers, I have been without a desktop computer for almost two weeks now.

I’m sure a younger person would have had theirs fixed in a matter of minutes, but oh well.

I am up and running now and ready to resume by blog and my daily dose of fun that I have and hope a little rubs off on you, too.

I will get into my Manchester United Red Devils at a later time, but first:

ABC News, of all institutions, reported that Polar Bears Take Over Abandoned Soviet Research Station in Russian Arctic.

On its surface, I just smiled and discarded it as fluff nonsense journalism until I actually called the research center and a Russian-speaking polar bear answered!

Weird…This weed is good.

Creeper.

Another story asks, “When is it time to stop supporting adult children?”

Being a total expert on children, never having had any of my own, my two cents are that you never stop supporting them.

I also think there is a difference between supporting your children and retarding their human growth.

What is this bullshit I am hearing about an impending government shutdown.

Shutdown from what?

What have you clowns accomplished so far?

The country and its citizens have never been so unhappy with ALL levels of government, not just one singular person.

Adam Kinzinger, not a big fan of the president, is now accusing him of penis envy.

That’s cold.

Let’s just ask Ghislaine Maxwell herself, whose case is being “looked at” by the Supreme Court.

Speaking of whom, the Trump organization is sinking over a billion dollars into a Saudi Arabian housing project.

I’m not sure how that will affect Social Security or the student debt problems.

It should be interesting either way.

The Commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics lost her job because the data she provided, though accurate by all measures, was not the data the president wanted.

Sounds simple enough to me.

I’ve had bosses like that.

I didn’t like them either.

So now the government is in shut down mode.

You do know that one of the options for lawmakers is to continue working without pay, right?

Not that we will notice any difference from their usual shenanigans.

Here’s an idea: why don’t you have both the Chief Executive and his boy toy Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk merely turn their pockets inside out and give us back the billions they stole when they were running through the coffers and taking anything that wasn’t tied down?

Department of Governmental Efficiency my ass!

And now, all your brilliant moves have resulted in a government shutdown.

Better watch out.

Keep this up and people just might stop believing everything you say.

I was never a school bully or anything close, but if I were, it would probably be someone who looks like he would grow up to be a mindless “yes boy” Speaker of the House.

Don’t be like Mike.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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