Give Me an F

The dominoes keep falling in DJT’s quest to completely disarm and destroy the armed forces of the United States of America. It’s all there. In The Tyrant’s Playbook. Look it up. Eliminate any possible threats to power. One way is to appoint entitled dumbass art-collecting billionaires to high-ranking government posts. Guys like Howard Lutnick whoContinue reading “Give Me an F”

Keeping it Real

He is either the smartest dumbass or the dumbest smartass occupying the seat of the second most powerful title in world politics, that would be Vice-President of the United States of America. He wasn’t satisfied just suckling at the breast of Donald Trump. He wanted more. He wanted to doom his eternal soul and hisContinue reading “Keeping it Real”

Jump in, the Water’s Fine.

Lurch, aka John Fetterman, squawks about everything else the republicans do, but he was (is) conspicuously silent on the president’s acceptance of 400 million dollars’ worth of Japanese steel for his unwanted renovations to the White House Ballroom. This on the heels of his promise to U.S. steel manufacturers to help their ailing industry. AllContinue reading “Jump in, the Water’s Fine.”

Stand Back!

China and Pakistan have seen enough… They want some. They are ready to bow up against the big bad United States of America, too. All Iran did when threatened with the total annihilation of their civilization was announce to their people, “We have closed the Strait of Hormuz.” You can only imagine how much thisContinue reading “Stand Back!”

Above the Fray

He huffs and he puffs… And he threatens annihilation of their entire civilization. He gives them twenty-four hours to make their fateful decision… Then he gives them forty-eight hours to open the Strait of Hormuz or else… One week. No more. That’s it. Now, he declares a two-week cease-fire that sees the United States asContinue reading “Above the Fray”

Dumb and Dumbest

Dumb and Dumbest He’s finally losing it… Everyone has chosen to ignore the obvious tell-tale signs. The change in his skin pallor from orange sunburst to a Frankensteinish green-gray death mask might have been a hint. The trembling. Swollen cankles. Hair loss. The mumbling incoherently to himself. The juggling of the ball bearings all dayContinue reading “Dumb and Dumbest”

The Skinny

I love competition. I love excellent performance in ANY field of endeavor. I look on with the same sense of awe and wonder at a Super Bowl trophy as I do a perfect 10.0 at a Women’s gymnastics meet. Or watching a master landscaper do their thing to a yard, leaving it and the worldContinue reading “The Skinny”

Ding! Ding!

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has to be able to see the “writing on the wall….” She’s next. Who else is there? And forget about the little incident where an unflattering picture of her was taken down when people mistook the wrinkly, weathered red neck of an actual turkey with her own. He dumpedContinue reading “Ding! Ding!”

Alcoholism

As I enter into the last chapter of my life, I look back and smile. The smile is genuine; I am truly grateful to be alive and with a woman I still can’t stand to be away from for any length of time at all. But it almost never happened. Because I’m an alcoholic. IContinue reading “Alcoholism”

And the Beat Goes On…

New York, New York. Porky Swiss thief Murielle Miczak stole three million dollars in Brooklyn and 150k of it was spent on food delivery services. From the looks of her, no one else got any of the food but her fat ass. String her up! I heard they are remaking the 1985 movie Mask usingContinue reading “And the Beat Goes On…”