An “investigative report” has revealed what our eyes have been revealing to our brain synapses for years…the Chief Executive is a big fat piece of shit, although the doctors used different medical terminology I’m sure. A diet of Big Macs and chicken nuggets can’t be helping… On Face the Nation that douchebag lackey Dr. OzContinue reading “Gotcha Again”
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2026-7 Premier League Outlook
Ouch. My ass stings and so should the collective asses known as the Manchester United Red Devil football club. After a strong finish to last season, a volatile transfer window, the procurement of several strong midfielders and the return of once-favorite son Marcus Rashford (albeit as a second-half substitute), the Reds opened this season atContinue reading “2026-7 Premier League Outlook”
Milestones
Florida, the fiefdom of that dumbass Ron DeSantis, is not resting on its laurels. Not content with their award for best Alligator Alcatraz Detention Center, they are continuing their record-setting pace by legally killing their thirteenth person (so far) this year. They should be so proud… Thanks but no thanks. Three more Trump-endorsed candidates wereContinue reading “Milestones”
I Promise
Two words I don’t say very often at all, but if and when I do, it’s a done deal. I don’t break promises because I rarely give them. I don’t know exactly how, when, or why it became so important a concept to me that I personally consider very few things more egregious than breakingContinue reading “I Promise”
Have Mercy
I have been searching for something, anything, to find that I have in common with the most unpopular American president (since the last one) and depending on who you read and what you choose to believe: he likes hot blondes, he is a misogynist of the lowest order, a compulsive (bad) liar, a thief, aContinue reading “Have Mercy”
The Long Way Home
Cue ball side pocket. Easy does it there, skinhead. So you’re going bald. It’s not like it just started yesterday. Deal with it. Yet another thing I don’t understand amongst the myriad of things… Like father-in-law, like daughter-in-law? Bettina Trump, the newest addition to the Trump Dynasty, wears the perpetual mean scowl of someone thatContinue reading “The Long Way Home”
Never a Doubt
The temperature of the country was rising for the longest time and now is headed in the other direction, as a result of man’s (and woman’s) shortcomings and our inability to ‘play nice.’ From having a deranged MAGA following led by none other than Georgia’s own peach Marjorie Taylor Greene, er I mean Glenn (MTG),Continue reading “Never a Doubt”
The Right Stuff
Now let me see if I have this right… He spends the first two years of his second term in office unilaterally fucking up everything he touches and now we spend the next two years unraveling all his illegal bullshit and reversing the choices his addled brain has made? As we ready the nation forContinue reading “The Right Stuff”
Sports Revisited
It was nice to see Mauricio Pochettino given a new four-year contract to coach the United States Men’s national soccer (football) team. It is my opinion that he was the coach who did the most with what he had to work with in spite of getting thoroughly ass-whipped by those wacky Belgians. But you areContinue reading “Sports Revisited”
Kumbaya
You can laugh at us all you want, but us hippies were right about a few things. Maybe we were a tad unrealistic, looking hopefully through rose-colored glasses at a world we were yet to see any developing flaws in. The drugs helped… Then time and reality caught up with us and the rest ofContinue reading “Kumbaya”
