Brain Fodder

Here we go with the “cognitive decline” stories about the president. A big deal is being made because he seemed to forget who Nancy Pelosi was.

That’s no decline, he’d LOVE to forget the plucky old bird because she has been a vocal thorn in his side and backside ever since I can remember.

Because she knows, too.

He has no clothes.

Sorry to leave you with that image.

She learned something from the best.

Melania Trump is hawking plastic popcorn buckets as a bribe to get nitwits to come watch her box-office bomb Melania.

“Yours, for only $12.99”…

It really doesn’t come as much of a surprise though does it? I mean with all the problems this country faces, this world faces, she uses her position and influence to make a picture about the great…her.

Trump Lite indeed.

Los Angeles, the movie capital of the world (sorry Bollywood) has taken their protest to a new level by defacing Melania movie posters all over the city. It is such an infantile show of ignorance and only appeals to the most juvenile dumbasses.

I giggle because my favorite is the one with the Hitler moustache.

The House Oversight Committee is finally getting around to deposing Ghislaine Maxwell (while the president holds his breath).

Oversight?

Let’s talk oversight.

Don’t you think it was a MAJOR oversight that it took you fools this long to depose her?

Russia says they agreed to pause strikes against Kyiv at Vladimir Putin’s old buddy the president’s request.

Raise your hand if you believe them.

Thought so.

Not a one.

Actress Catherine O’Hara has run her race; may she rest in peace.

She was only 71, which actually seems young to me (says the 71-year-old one-legged man with a bad heart).

When the hell is our Department of Justice finding the time?

Three million pages on Jeffrey Epstein and not one single mention of the president?

It must be in one of the other ten million pages you’re not showing us.

Connecticut Attorney General Wiliam Tong is not afraid.

Why?

“Because I’m an American, he proudly declared.”

Tell you what, counselor.

Maybe you should be.

Do this: Look at the president, then look in the mirror.

Also, I’m sure there are more than several ”Americans” sitting in third and fourth-world prisons right now who said the same words.

And they even look like him.

Go figure.

Lady Gag Me has joined the rank list of homely big-nosed celebrities who have to shove their political views down our throats when she paused a Tokyo concert to tell the Japanese what she really thought of the Minnesota ICE shootings.

Like they understand or care.

And now the president is telling Americans that he wants us to think of him as we would Kim Jong-un, the maniacal North Korean dictator who rules his country with absolute power.

I have no problem with that.

We can do that.

We already think of the guy as a dipshit of the lowest order. He is a bloated, pockmarked dumbass, and an egotistical ignorant buffoon that absolutely no one takes seriously.

So sure, we can think of him like that.

No problem.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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