Election Day

I would like to say I am happy about the fact that they are phasing out the killing of dogs for food, but just thinking about it reminds me of the needlessness of doing it in the first place. Welcome to the first step in becoming a civilized nation and joining the human race SouthContinue reading “Election Day”

Misery Loves Company

I don’t think so. I know in the very few times I actually felt miserable, the last thing I wanted was company. I pulled a Marlene Dietrich, not wanting any healthy reminders of my human frailty on display for anyone. It is what is keeping me from gigging out in bars and breweries in spiteContinue reading “Misery Loves Company”

Psyche!

It looks like I will be watching this year’s version of the Puppy Bowl this year instead of the “halftime show” peddling yet another felonious rapper dumbass named Shawn Carter to a polarized nation at the upcoming Super Bowl. Republican representative John McGuire from Virginia is voting NOT to raise the legal age for marriageContinue reading “Psyche!”

Fearless

I used to be. Before I grew up. Then life kicked in and reality produced broken promises, broken bones, and even broken hearts. Definitely not cool. Fear is not a weakness; in fact, healthy fears are a sign of intelligence and lessons learned rather than an uncertainty of the unknown. (this weed is very good).Continue reading “Fearless”

Admit to Nothing

You hear it in every single crime or courtroom movie ever made and invariably, the instructions are ignored to the further peril of the offender. Politicians live and die their entire political lives within the walls of those words. Lie. Cheat. Steal. Rape. In the political climate established by trump you can still be electedContinue reading “Admit to Nothing”

Take Notes

Evidently Christa Pike has made a miraculous recovery after surviving her second attempt at being put to death by the great state of Tennessee. She is out of the coma she was in and evidently functioning quite normally. Who’s gonna be the one to tell her? Let it go, dumbass! The president is announcing (yetContinue reading “Take Notes”

Join the Circus

All are welcome. Almost all. That horse’s ass has banned CNN, MS Now, and Politico from the White House. Why not? He has already trampled on the Constitution and most of the Bill of Rights already. Why not the First Amendment too? Republicans are starting to look like the last of the bunker-dwelling Nazis asContinue reading “Join the Circus”

Something’s Fishy

Let me get this straight. Over three-hundred-thousand Iranians, including government officials, gathered on Friday in protest of the war with the United States which, they might just be winning… So, the Democrats don’t want the war, the Republicans don’t want the war, the American people don’t want the war, and the Iranian people don’t wantContinue reading “Something’s Fishy”

No Way

Way. Our internet is out here in BFE in southern Ohio and it is anybody’s guess as to when the Monroe brothers will get it back working again. The first alert came out at 6:00 pm EST letting us know that they didn’t have a clue but that the problem would be solved by 9:30Continue reading “No Way”

Happenstance

I would really like to say that I feel sorry for the money grab-gone-south aka the LIV Golf Tour which just filed for bankruptcy. I would also really like to say I feel sorry for John Rahm and Bryson DeChambeau as they are reduced to multi-million-dollar creditors, standing in line with their hands out withContinue reading “Happenstance”