Your team just won the most important game in their history. So what do you do? I know. Let’s set fire to cars and private property and endanger many people’s lives! Everyone does it. But why? You WON dumbass! I saw it firsthand on Fourth Avenue in Tucson, Arizona after the Wildcats won their onlyContinue reading “The American Way?”
Category Archives: Emotions
As the Stomach Turns…
A modern day soap opera. How can we miss you if you never leave? Enough with the threats Lurch… Senator John Fetterman is threatening to leave the Democratic party…again. Go on, freeloader. Get the fuck out of here. You will not be missed. I wasn’t feeling old until I read that Zach Johnson just wonContinue reading “As the Stomach Turns…”
Earth to Maddogg
Is it just me, or when Brittany Spears opens her eyes real wide doesn’t she look exactly like Anthony Hopkins’ dummy in the 1978 movie Magic? Scary. That dumbass deadbeat Nicki Minaj needs to pay her lawyers. She’s pulling a “Trump.” The Department of (in) Justice isn’t fucked up enough? You want to make thatContinue reading “Earth to Maddogg”
Much Obliged
Now we find out who the “real” football fans in America are. Our overrated group of players gave it their best, but it sure didn’t look like it against Belgium. Instead of the team that was flying into the opponents’ box and getting opportunities, they played scared; more afraid to lose than showing any desireContinue reading “Much Obliged”
What Did You Miss?
For a country that was “totally defeated” months ago (if you believe the president), who no longer has the capability to employ nuclear weapons, whose Supreme Leader was killed, and who is at the total mercy of the United States military, they are doing a pretty good job of keeping their middle finger shoved upContinue reading “What Did You Miss?”
Wheels
Meanwhile, in Iran, the oil is flowing again, at least, the restrictions to reduce the price have been eliminated, but greed is like a drug and contrary to global belief, is NOT an American invention; we just perfected it.
What’s Up?
So homegirl Melania Trump posted nada on social media to recognize the 80th birthday of her spouse, the very imitable president Donald Trump.. Zilch. I get it. Nobody likes to be reminded of their mistakes. This ought to cheer you up on casual Friday. I can’t tell who’d dying faster, but it is shaping upContinue reading “What’s Up?”
Resistance is Futile
Our court jester of a Vice President JD Vance was remarking on how another world leader was going about his business. This is like a one-legged seventy-two-year-old man with a 5-inch vertical leap, say, me for example, giving Victor Webanyama advice on how to dunk a basketball. STFU. Now I am going to say somethingContinue reading “Resistance is Futile”
For Lack of a Better Word
If you really want to irritate your soulmate, here is Tip #3457 from Maddogg’s Book of Irritations. Ask her out for a romantic Italian dinner at her favorite ristorante Italia. Everything is normal as you anxiously prepare for a fun evening out until… As soon as you walk through the doors and approach the hostessContinue reading “For Lack of a Better Word”
Brain Candy
That idiot Secretary of State Marco Rubio finally cracked… In spite of the “Doctor’s Report, a Dr. Feelbetter, and under intense scrutiny and pressure about the “true” condition of the president’s mental abilities, Rubio blurted out, “We all know he’s nuttier than Cooter Brown.” Not really, but it would have been hilarious if he did.Continue reading “Brain Candy”
