Let me get this straight. Over three-hundred-thousand Iranians, including government officials, gathered on Friday in protest of the war with the United States which, they might just be winning… So, the Democrats don’t want the war, the Republicans don’t want the war, the American people don’t want the war, and the Iranian people don’t wantContinue reading “Something’s Fishy”
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No Way
Way. Our internet is out here in BFE in southern Ohio and it is anybody’s guess as to when the Monroe brothers will get it back working again. The first alert came out at 6:00 pm EST letting us know that they didn’t have a clue but that the problem would be solved by 9:30Continue reading “No Way”
Kumbaya
You can laugh at us all you want, but us hippies were right about a few things. Maybe we were a tad unrealistic, looking hopefully through rose-colored glasses at a world we were yet to see any developing flaws in. The drugs helped… Then time and reality caught up with us and the rest ofContinue reading “Kumbaya”
Amazing Isn’t the Word
White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller (aka “Yessir Mr. President!) seems to be every bit as popular as his predecessor, Kristi Noem was. Despite never having served a day in our armed forces, just like my Cocker Spaniel Bruiser Corleone, he is “forced” to live on a militaryContinue reading “Amazing Isn’t the Word”
The Long Way Home
U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference. There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government. I’mContinue reading “The Long Way Home”
Comfort Zone
Hold on to your sombreros… Kim Jong-un’s crazy sister Kim Yo Jong is moving up in the North Korean political arena. I think she’s going to make her brother seem like a big pussy by the time she’s through. Czech president Petr Pavel warns that “Ukraine has two months before Putin escalates war.” Excuse me?Continue reading “Comfort Zone”
A Long Way to Go
Trump is having to wear hair extensions? Lipstick on a pig. A fat, ugly pig. Madonna? Give it up you old bat. You were never that hot. Kaitlan Collins is starting to grow on me. Like the fungus on our corpulent Chief Executive’s hands and head. She owes her career to Trump’s misogynist attacks onContinue reading “A Long Way to Go”
Avast Ye Swabs!
In a rather swashbuckling mood on this bright sunny southern Ohio day, let’s take a look at what’s happening on this planet… That horse’s ass Secretary of Defense Pedro Hegseth, keeping with this administration’s policy of hatred for women and non-whites, has reshuffled the deck to better reflect his worldview. He has denied promotions toContinue reading “Avast Ye Swabs!”
Above the Fray
He huffs and he puffs… And he threatens annihilation of their entire civilization. He gives them twenty-four hours to make their fateful decision… Then he gives them forty-eight hours to open the Strait of Hormuz or else… One week. No more. That’s it. Now, he declares a two-week cease-fire that sees the United States asContinue reading “Above the Fray”
Nothing is Possible
Not anymore. Not for everyone. Add Goldie Hawn, once one of the cutest faces in all of celebrityhood (did I just invent another word?) to the list of desperate old buzzards clinging fiercely to their last vestiges of youth with beauty-destroying cosmetic surgery. Artificial cheekbones. Plastic skin pulled tight. Duck lips. Sad. James Blair possessesContinue reading “Nothing is Possible”
