Fair to Middlin’

As more and more midterm elections are in danger of turning blue, all the last scrambling he’s doing won’t be enough. First of all, he’s just too damn old and fat to scramble very fast. Jumping from Ohio to Texas and back over to South Carolina and then over to MGT’s ‘hood in Georgia willContinue reading “Fair to Middlin’”

More Baby Steps

You must be so proud… Not! I don’t think it was what Gloria Steinheim had in mind, either, as she began to awaken the female consciousness of American men and women in the sixties. She was one hell of a woman. In my lifetime, I have seen almost ALL of the small victories and concessionsContinue reading “More Baby Steps”

Join the Circus

All are welcome. Almost all. That horse’s ass has banned CNN, MS Now, and Politico from the White House. Why not? He has already trampled on the Constitution and most of the Bill of Rights already. Why not the First Amendment too? Republicans are starting to look like the last of the bunker-dwelling Nazis asContinue reading “Join the Circus”

Something’s Fishy

Let me get this straight. Over three-hundred-thousand Iranians, including government officials, gathered on Friday in protest of the war with the United States which, they might just be winning… So, the Democrats don’t want the war, the Republicans don’t want the war, the American people don’t want the war, and the Iranian people don’t wantContinue reading “Something’s Fishy”

No Way

Way. Our internet is out here in BFE in southern Ohio and it is anybody’s guess as to when the Monroe brothers will get it back working again. The first alert came out at 6:00 pm EST letting us know that they didn’t have a clue but that the problem would be solved by 9:30Continue reading “No Way”

Kumbaya

You can laugh at us all you want, but us hippies were right about a few things. Maybe we were a tad unrealistic, looking hopefully through rose-colored glasses at a world we were yet to see any developing flaws in. The drugs helped… Then time and reality caught up with us and the rest ofContinue reading “Kumbaya”

Amazing Isn’t the Word

White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller (aka “Yessir Mr. President!) seems to be every bit as popular as his predecessor, Kristi Noem was. Despite never having served a day in our armed forces, just like my Cocker Spaniel Bruiser Corleone, he is “forced” to live on a militaryContinue reading “Amazing Isn’t the Word”

The Long Way Home

U.S. District judge Kathleen Williams knows the difference. There’s Shinola, then there’s the president’s idiotic and inept attempt to circumvent the I.R.S., secure lifetime immunity from audits for his entire corrupt family, and set up a slush fund to pay fellow conspirators of his even more idiotic and inept attempt to overthrow the government. I’mContinue reading “The Long Way Home”

Comfort Zone

Hold on to your sombreros… Kim Jong-un’s crazy sister Kim Yo Jong is moving up in the North Korean political arena. I think she’s going to make her brother seem like a big pussy by the time she’s through. Czech president Petr Pavel warns that “Ukraine has two months before Putin escalates war.” Excuse me?Continue reading “Comfort Zone”

A Long Way to Go

Trump is having to wear hair extensions? Lipstick on a pig. A fat, ugly pig. Madonna? Give it up you old bat. You were never that hot. Kaitlan Collins is starting to grow on me. Like the fungus on our corpulent Chief Executive’s hands and head. She owes her career to Trump’s misogynist attacks onContinue reading “A Long Way to Go”