The Town Crier

Am I the only one getting tired of musicians telling us what their political views are?

I could give two you-know-whats what your thoughts are on the socialism vs. communism debate.

Shut up and play the guitar Aristotle.

Forget A.I. technology.

We have the “discombobulator” which allowed us to take down Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro.

Where the hell did they get a discombobulator?

Pee Wee’s Playhouse, genius.

Where else?

It doesn’t get much more technical than that.

Enough of all these “lists” of countries that are better to live in than the United States of America.

Yes, they have less crime.

Better social services.

Higher standards of living.

Longer life expectancy.

More advanced medical care.

Less pollution.

Higher literacy rates.

Stable governments.

Of course, then there’s our beautiful new ballroom…

It’s the other countries that are still trying to get into this country for God-knows-why.

Have you ever thought that a big reason that many illegal immigrants are criminals is because they have seen global news stories of our police (see Uvalde) and decided they could easily get away with pretty much anything here?

Something to think about…

Jobs being cut are still being blamed on the over-hiring damage done by the Covid pandemic.

Why don’t you just go ahead and blame the Industrial Revolution?

You can say what you want about China, but I am all-aboard with their execution of eleven people involved in a deadly billion-dollar scamming operation. I hate scammers like I hate any thief.

NBC News is reporting that Olympian Sha’Carri Richardson was charged with going over 100mph in the state of Florida.

She would have gone faster if she used her car.

Kristi Noem, the beleaguered Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, is backtracking and using Herman Goering’s famous defense for his Nazi atrocities.

“Just following orders.”

Right.

Keep telling yourself that.

When you turn eighty, you are nearing the End of the Road, so to speak. If you happen to be lucky enough to win the lottery, what do you do?

Make sure you become completely solvent and secure your final expenses?

Not John Eric Spiby from Manchester, England.

He started up an illegal drug operation making millions more.

Dumbass.

Now, instead of going silently into that good night, he will serve a nine-year prison sentence and be released when he is eighty-nine-years-old with an asshole the size of the Chunnel…

Meanwhile, in the Lone Star state…

He told underage girls he stalked online that “age was just a number.”

So is 23, the number of years the McAllen, TX dumbass rapist has to sit in prison and think about his crimes.

Fuckin’ Texas, man.

Whenever I hear of another person trying to take a shortcut to instant wealth and loses millions in bitcoin or cryptocurrency, I don’t lose one minute of sleep over it.

Why are the Idaho authorities putting up with Bryan Kohlberger and his bullshit antics?

He needs to go. (and I don’t mean to another prison)…

Once again, he should be very glad he is in the state of Idaho and not the state of Mark.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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