Another traffic fatality reported in the Sooner State as Michael Rosario-Perez, an illegal immigrant, decided that getting drunk and driving the wrong way on a state highway was the way to go. I’m sure the friends and families of the four people he murdered would disagree as ICE has issued their orders to get himContinue reading “What Comes Around…”
Tag Archives: Texas
Wouldn’t You Know It?
It seems that our paunchy political dilettante is wanting to put a cork in Melania’s mug as she keeps unraveling more to her husband’s Epstein relationship in the press. You don’t say! House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries is amping it up with his pleas for the Democratic party to not only win the midterm electionsContinue reading “Wouldn’t You Know It?”
Dumb and Dumbest
Dumb and Dumbest He’s finally losing it… Everyone has chosen to ignore the obvious tell-tale signs. The change in his skin pallor from orange sunburst to a Frankensteinish green-gray death mask might have been a hint. The trembling. Swollen cankles. Hair loss. The mumbling incoherently to himself. The juggling of the ball bearings all dayContinue reading “Dumb and Dumbest”
Ridiculous
Rising costs of healthcare in this country are understandable…to a point. Now another 324 losers are being called out for defrauding the system to fatten their own bank accounts and assure that when it’s all said and done, they will definitely meet a fiery demise. Contrary what the fellow with diseased orange skin and cottonContinue reading “Ridiculous”
Gather ‘Round
The president invited a bunch of professional rodeo cowboys to the White House, and one thing is as clear as the Ponderosa sky… The Cowboy-in Chief looked like he needs to skip the chuckwagon. He’s looking like fifty pounds of manure in a twenty-five pound saddlebag. Astronomers confirm they have seen a laser beam fromContinue reading “Gather ‘Round”
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
The BBC is reporting on a deadly shooting in an Austin, Texas bar that left two dead and fourteen wounded. This act of EXTREME violence is being called a “possible act of terrorism.” I have questions (of course). What the hell ISN’T a “possible act of terrorism” anymore? What the hell are the BBC doingContinue reading “Hear Ye! Hear Ye!”
Play it Again
In the “New Normal” what do you do when your popularity poll numbers are embarrassingly, irreversibly low? You stop taking the poll, silly. If that doesn’t make you swell with national pride, what does? Just another “thanks, but no thanks.” Greenland has turned down an offer from the United States who offered medical care forContinue reading “Play it Again”
Ready…Get Set…
Another chink in the armor… The brilliant scholars at Harvard University, considered (by themselves) to be the highest echelon of higher learning on Planet Earth, look like a bunch of blowhard dumbasses (again) because they had an ORIGINAL Magna Carta mistakenly identified as a replica just hanging around and not one of these self-called geniusesContinue reading “Ready…Get Set…”
The Town Crier
Am I the only one getting tired of musicians telling us what their political views are? I could give two you-know-whats what your thoughts are on the socialism vs. communism debate. Shut up and play the guitar Aristotle. Forget A.I. technology. We have the “discombobulator” which allowed us to take down Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro.Continue reading “The Town Crier”
Numbers Do Lie
Our Chief Executive is in the process of revising our census for the United States of America. After eliminating all the illegal immigrants and their descendants, it is now official: there are 42 people living in America. A couple of douchebags posing as parents in Barcelona, Spain weren’t going to let a silly little thingContinue reading “Numbers Do Lie”
