You mean to tell me with all his billions and all the billions more he and Elon Musk have stolen so far from the American people, he has to wear a store bought wig?
Cold.
When I saw the tag I had to double and triple-check just to make sure, and one thing I have learned as it pertains to Donald J. Trump is that the more outrageous, sacrilegious, shocking, unintelligent, and amoral something is, the higher the probability he said or did it.
I was raised by a highly-intelligent stepfather who would never let me answer him without explaining why.
For example, why was it necessary for Cuba to use deadly retaliatory force on a “civilian American watercraft”?
What was this “civilian American watercraft” doing trespassing in Cuban waters?
Why was this “civilian American watercraft” opening fire on Cuban military forces?
More (or less depending on whose fault it really was) to come…
She might have a slimmed-down face as a side effect of taking Ozempic, but she still has Melissa McCarthy-body.
She’s fat.
And she’s not keeping it off.
Life’s too short.
Eat a doughnut.
Just wear Mumu’s and you’ll be fine…
I could give a damn what color politician you are…red or blue.
I just want you to do your job and represent those who elected you to the best of your abilities.
That’s all.
I have always said that I really didn’t care if our next great politician was a mutant, one-eyed, one-legged, dimwit monkey as long as they could unite this country.
Well, we don’t have one of those, but we are sending Melania Trump to preside over a United Nations Security Council meeting.
Gotta make-do with what you have on hand.
A former cellmate of that aging socialite Ghislaine Maxwell has commented that she smells of “foul body odor” and “rarely showers behind bars.”
Sexy.
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the disgraced ex-Prince of England, has been banned from horseback riding on his palatial estate.
Pip pip old boy.
Not a good look.
The witch hunt the Republicans are on has borne no fruit with their pursuit of anything illegal or untoward involving Hillary Clinton and any connection between her and Jeffrey Epstein.
You don’t hear of them going hard at Bill Clinton; Hillary is the one they want.
They already know that Bill is a horny bastard so nothing he did on Epstein Island would surprise anyone anyway.
This is a good one…
The president is in a pissing match with his own appointees in the joke that used to be the Supreme Court.
They are not doing what he expects them to do, and that is blindly rubber stamp anything he approves of and veto anything he disapproves of.
Ain’t happening.
How are those tariffs working out for you?
Patience my ass… I wanna kill something!
That poster hung on my dorm room wall in 1972, and it foretold what was happening some 53 years later when the American military shot down one of its own drones.
Oops!
Idiots.
Your moms should never have given you that toy if you didn’t know how to properly play with it.
Go figure.
Stay well.
