Do you ever get the feeling that news outlets—ALL news outlets—are merely “chumming the waters” with whatever they have on their minds at the time? I certainly do. Since the news is my source of info for this wake-n-bake blog of mine, I notice these things. Every day. It seems Republicans everywhere have decided toContinue reading “Chum”
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Two to Tango
Brazil has temporarily slowed down the Rape, Pillage, and Plunder Tour currently operating as the trump administration by electing left-wing politician Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva as President over trump fave Flavio Bolsonaro. This will no doubt hinder. Or at least delay, trump from annexing all their natural resources for his own personal gain. NotContinue reading “Two to Tango”
Around the Bend
So you can teach an old dog… Texas governor Greg Abbott has put the brakes on over 1800 new data centers proposed for his state and trump and his butt buddy Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk can’t be very happy about it. Every story about the fiasco that is the Russian-Ukrainian war begins with “Putin humiliatedContinue reading “Around the Bend”
Psyche!
It looks like I will be watching this year’s version of the Puppy Bowl this year instead of the “halftime show” peddling yet another felonious rapper dumbass named Shawn Carter to a polarized nation at the upcoming Super Bowl. Republican representative John McGuire from Virginia is voting NOT to raise the legal age for marriageContinue reading “Psyche!”
Hold on to Your Hats
If the rumors are true and Kim Jong-un has passed, the whacky sister is going to take over next. She’s gonna make her brother look like a pussy before she’s done. Meanwhile, Florida keeps extending its enviable record of killing criminals with number 18 now done and gone. Every story I read lately about ManchesterContinue reading “Hold on to Your Hats”
The Buzz
Meanwhile in France, the nation that America derived its Constitution and Republican ideals from, what started out as a few disgruntled students has now grown to a nationwide tidal wave of discontent with all things governmental, leaving that hapless eunuch Emmanuel Macron shaking his head and not really knowing what the fuck to do. DJT’sContinue reading “The Buzz”
Fearless
I used to be. Before I grew up. Then life kicked in and reality produced broken promises, broken bones, and even broken hearts. Definitely not cool. Fear is not a weakness; in fact, healthy fears are a sign of intelligence and lessons learned rather than an uncertainty of the unknown. (this weed is very good).Continue reading “Fearless”
Sailing Right Along
I’ll tell you who is NOT sailing right along—Manchester United. Tightwad ownership has once again led to cut-rate results from the squad as they flounder their way through another year of disappointment. Most recently, a 2-0 defeat at Atletico Madrid in Champions league play highlighted the team’s lack of chemistry, and resultantly, loss of cohesion,Continue reading “Sailing Right Along”
Look Deeper
Wannabe actress with a boy-body Selma Blair was arrested. The dumbass tried opening the door of an aircraft in flight. Sober up and keep it on, girl. And keep the door shut. Marjorie Taylor Greene is calling them likes she sees them (now). She correctly pointed out trump’s comical attempts at protecting his own andContinue reading “Look Deeper”
Admit to Nothing
You hear it in every single crime or courtroom movie ever made and invariably, the instructions are ignored to the further peril of the offender. Politicians live and die their entire political lives within the walls of those words. Lie. Cheat. Steal. Rape. In the political climate established by trump you can still be electedContinue reading “Admit to Nothing”
