A CIA (Caught in the Act) officer was found to have forty million-dollars in gold bars in his house and you know damn good and well nothing will become of it. This is America. He’ll probably get a promotion (along with a few donation requests from politicians). His plea deal will ensure he faces noContinue reading “Is Anybody Out There?”
Tag Archives: Melania Trump
I Promise
Two words I don’t say very often at all, but if and when I do, it’s a done deal. I don’t break promises because I rarely give them. I don’t know exactly how, when, or why it became so important a concept to me that I personally consider very few things more egregious than breakingContinue reading “I Promise”
The Long Way Home
Cue ball side pocket. Easy does it there, skinhead. So you’re going bald. It’s not like it just started yesterday. Deal with it. Yet another thing I don’t understand amongst the myriad of things… Like father-in-law, like daughter-in-law? Bettina Trump, the newest addition to the Trump Dynasty, wears the perpetual mean scowl of someone thatContinue reading “The Long Way Home”
The Right Stuff
Now let me see if I have this right… He spends the first two years of his second term in office unilaterally fucking up everything he touches and now we spend the next two years unraveling all his illegal bullshit and reversing the choices his addled brain has made? As we ready the nation forContinue reading “The Right Stuff”
Oh Joy!
Every so often… Our brain-dead Senate comes together on an issue and reach unanimity in their actions. Ghislaine Maxwell, disgraced, perverted socialite, will serve her sentence of twenty years in a Texas prison (minimum security) and will NOT be pardoned for her actions as co-conspirator with Jeffrey Epstein. I won’t lose a wink of sleepContinue reading “Oh Joy!”
Amazing Isn’t the Word
White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller (aka “Yessir Mr. President!) seems to be every bit as popular as his predecessor, Kristi Noem was. Despite never having served a day in our armed forces, just like my Cocker Spaniel Bruiser Corleone, he is “forced” to live on a militaryContinue reading “Amazing Isn’t the Word”
What’s Up?
So homegirl Melania Trump posted nada on social media to recognize the 80th birthday of her spouse, the very imitable president Donald Trump.. Zilch. I get it. Nobody likes to be reminded of their mistakes. This ought to cheer you up on casual Friday. I can’t tell who’d dying faster, but it is shaping upContinue reading “What’s Up?”
Brain Candy
That idiot Secretary of State Marco Rubio finally cracked… In spite of the “Doctor’s Report, a Dr. Feelbetter, and under intense scrutiny and pressure about the “true” condition of the president’s mental abilities, Rubio blurted out, “We all know he’s nuttier than Cooter Brown.” Not really, but it would have been hilarious if he did.Continue reading “Brain Candy”
Avast Ye Swabs!
In a rather swashbuckling mood on this bright sunny southern Ohio day, let’s take a look at what’s happening on this planet… That horse’s ass Secretary of Defense Pedro Hegseth, keeping with this administration’s policy of hatred for women and non-whites, has reshuffled the deck to better reflect his worldview. He has denied promotions toContinue reading “Avast Ye Swabs!”
Check This Out
Comedian Bill Maher says anyone who is disappointed our Chief Executive was not assassinated at the recent White House correspondent’s dinner is “not a good person.” For once, he is right. Maher is the little wise-ass kid sitting in class that tries too hard to be clever and makes jokes incessantly to avoid getting stuffedContinue reading “Check This Out”
