Here’s My Two-Cents

Well, it looks like we can all relax and call it a war.

That whacky little bird Nancy Pelosi has gone to the Ukraine, so Babyhead Putin might as well just give up now.

I once had a one night stand with a drunk version of Marjorie Taylor Greene before she was born (now I admit I say some crazy shit, but that last line has “Hall of Fame” written all over it.)

When I sobered up, I couldn’t get away fast enough.

I saw an article on a “sober bar” in Columbus, Ohio.

Actually, it’s a great place for a sober bar.

Just don’t try putting that theory to test on High Street as the Ohio State Buckeyes host the Notre Dame Fighting Irish on September third.

A shooting story on its own was, at one time, a very scary thing. Now, I see an article and it says a woman was acting crazy and waving a gun around. When police arrived, there was an exchange of gunfire. Two and a half hours later, she walked out.

I’m like “no one was shot?”

“No hostages?”

So I am thinking What kind of bullshit is this? Why is this even in the news?

Like I’m actually disappointed or something.


It sucks that three young meteorology students lost their lives on a slick, rainy Oklahoma highway. When taken at such an early age, it is so hard to reconcile their loss, but from what I read, it was a wonderful experience for them and they were doing what they loved.

Moving from one of the driest states (Arizona) to one of the wettest (Ohio), it is hard to put drought into perspective.

In Ethiopia, the drought’s harmful effects have resulted in an increase of child marriages; basically parents are selling their children for dowries.

How sad is that?

Throw another name in the hat for Comeback Player of the Year.

Amidst all the doom and gloom and news of species going extinct, the Dartford Warbler is bringing it.


While we are all looking left at the Covid virus and its continual drain on human life, and now, over here on the right in the Democratic Republic of Congo pops up a confirmed case of the Ebola virus.

It could be worse.

You could be living amidst a toxic foam throughout your city, but you’d have to be living in Bogota, Colombia for that to happen.

Toxic foam? That’s definitely a bad Netflix movie waiting to happen.

I watched a video on the Chinese Robo-Taxis.

Very cool, but they took long enough. I think I’d be OK for the little stops along the curb, but when it got into turns and lane changes, not sure how relaxing of a drive that might turn out to be. They already had a version of them in the first Total Recall. The new version doesn’t have the painted wooden driver.

Stay safe from everything, because as we have learned.

Everything can kill you.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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