Evidently FIFA is struggling with poor ticket sales in the United States for the upcoming World Cup to be held in North America. No need to wonder why… We all KNOW what the rest of the world is finding out in this new Age of Tyrants. We are no longer the panacea and example forContinue reading “What Did You Expect?”
Category Archives: Short stories
Avast Ye Swabs!
In a rather swashbuckling mood on this bright sunny southern Ohio day, let’s take a look at what’s happening on this planet… That horse’s ass Secretary of Defense Pedro Hegseth, keeping with this administration’s policy of hatred for women and non-whites, has reshuffled the deck to better reflect his worldview. He has denied promotions toContinue reading “Avast Ye Swabs!”
Surprise!
That wacky Mackenzie Shirilla says she’d like to be a life coach.
I’d like to be Mighty Mouse and use evil cats’ noses as punching bags as I pummel them with my little, white-gloved fists.
Come Again?
Nice work if you can get it… USA Today reports Forty million-dollars in gold bars was recovered from an ex-CIA agent’s house in Virginia. Somebody make sure to wake the president to tell him when the whole Iran Fiasco blows over. I love those Netflix documentaries like Crash, the story of Mackenzie Shurila, a fame-seekingContinue reading “Come Again?”
What Comes Around…
Another traffic fatality reported in the Sooner State as Michael Rosario-Perez, an illegal immigrant, decided that getting drunk and driving the wrong way on a state highway was the way to go. I’m sure the friends and families of the four people he murdered would disagree as ICE has issued their orders to get himContinue reading “What Comes Around…”
Word
I’d say go back to school, but it is where you got screwed up in the first place. If you wonder why there has been a giant step backwards in our political arena, look no further than our nation’s education system. It’s been replaced by news snippets, VNR’s, and propaganda being spewed 24/7 on cellContinue reading “Word”
Make it Count
Jack Dawson’s advice to Rose, never more apt than in today’s sphere of existence. There are indeed a precious finite amount of sand grains in the hourglass that is life. Don’t waste it. Do what makes you smile, laugh, and be happy. Once. That was exactly how many times Joe Biden lost his train ofContinue reading “Make it Count”
Same Planet, Different Place
Why is everyone giving Karoline Leavitt the business due to the 32-year age gap between her and her husband? I can remember when the focus would be on the “cradle robbing” dirty old man with the young girl angle, but I guess times change. Let me get this right… You appoint the “yes” men andContinue reading “Same Planet, Different Place”
Not One
Those dumbasses at Spirit Airlines had the balls to at least ask for a bailout (denied) after mismanaging the company into bankruptcy so none of their aircraft were in the sky yesterday. And I didn’t lose one z of sleep about it… Iran has issued a public statement about the status of the health ofContinue reading “Not One”
This Just In
Halloween for adults. That’s what the Met Gala has devolved into. I had no idea there has been 78 Met Galas; another fact that has eluded me whilst I still maintain my mental prowess. In the pictures I was unable to avoid (they came upon my phone screen without asking) all I saw were desperate,Continue reading “This Just In”
