Brazil has temporarily slowed down the Rape, Pillage, and Plunder Tour currently operating as the trump administration by electing left-wing politician Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva as President over trump fave Flavio Bolsonaro. This will no doubt hinder. Or at least delay, trump from annexing all their natural resources for his own personal gain. NotContinue reading “Two to Tango”
Category Archives: Politics
Around the Bend
So you can teach an old dog… Texas governor Greg Abbott has put the brakes on over 1800 new data centers proposed for his state and trump and his butt buddy Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk can’t be very happy about it. Every story about the fiasco that is the Russian-Ukrainian war begins with “Putin humiliatedContinue reading “Around the Bend”
Psyche!
It looks like I will be watching this year’s version of the Puppy Bowl this year instead of the “halftime show” peddling yet another felonious rapper dumbass named Shawn Carter to a polarized nation at the upcoming Super Bowl. Republican representative John McGuire from Virginia is voting NOT to raise the legal age for marriageContinue reading “Psyche!”
Hold on to Your Hats
If the rumors are true and Kim Jong-un has passed, the whacky sister is going to take over next. She’s gonna make her brother look like a pussy before she’s done. Meanwhile, Florida keeps extending its enviable record of killing criminals with number 18 now done and gone. Every story I read lately about ManchesterContinue reading “Hold on to Your Hats”
Sailing Right Along
I’ll tell you who is NOT sailing right along—Manchester United. Tightwad ownership has once again led to cut-rate results from the squad as they flounder their way through another year of disappointment. Most recently, a 2-0 defeat at Atletico Madrid in Champions league play highlighted the team’s lack of chemistry, and resultantly, loss of cohesion,Continue reading “Sailing Right Along”
Admit to Nothing
You hear it in every single crime or courtroom movie ever made and invariably, the instructions are ignored to the further peril of the offender. Politicians live and die their entire political lives within the walls of those words. Lie. Cheat. Steal. Rape. In the political climate established by trump you can still be electedContinue reading “Admit to Nothing”
Take Notes
Evidently Christa Pike has made a miraculous recovery after surviving her second attempt at being put to death by the great state of Tennessee. She is out of the coma she was in and evidently functioning quite normally. Who’s gonna be the one to tell her? Let it go, dumbass! The president is announcing (yetContinue reading “Take Notes”
Above My Pay Grade
Yet another federal judge is disposing of another laughable lawsuit brought by president donald trump, our fearful de facto leader. He can’t just go firing anybody who displeases him. Just who does he think he is? Elon Musk? Mark Zuckerberg? How big of a surprise was it when I heard that trump paid for manyContinue reading “Above My Pay Grade”
Dive in Head First
What a great diplomat! The Iranian delegation, all except one, walked out of the United Nations General Assembly as president trump unloaded another load of international horseshit while the Strait of Hormuz remains closed. Wake me when it’s over. kyori o toru koto. Distancing. The art of maintaining physical and/or emotional separation. Byron Douglas, RepublicanContinue reading “Dive in Head First”
Join the Circus
All are welcome. Almost all. That horse’s ass has banned CNN, MS Now, and Politico from the White House. Why not? He has already trampled on the Constitution and most of the Bill of Rights already. Why not the First Amendment too? Republicans are starting to look like the last of the bunker-dwelling Nazis asContinue reading “Join the Circus”
