Easy does it there.
The president is threatening to deport naturalized citizens suspected of fraud.
Maybe he should open his mail…
If he left the country because of his fraud convictions, what would it be called?
An abdication?
It had to happen.
The devaluation of a college education is the direct result of the greed and corporate corruption of today’s high-performing athletes. Look no further than the recently-completed NCAA College Football Playoff.
The timeframe for graduation has extended well beyond the four-year completion of a bachelor’s degree program.
Twenty-five year old quarterbacks playing for multiple teams and earning millions in NIL money is the New Normal for college football.
Money talks and you-know-what walks.
I hope they fix it soon.
Retail is dead.
Between shrinkage due to international legislation and regular operating costs including skyrocketing theft, no one wants to admit that arrogant little dude Jeff Bezos was right.
The future of that American beast consumerism is indeed online.
Big shopping centers and malls seem to be disappearing across the country.
No need to hire senior citizens with bad knees to watch the exit door as families of thieves walk out the door without paying.
No need to hire an entire staff who can’t keep their eyes off their phones for two minutes and thinks the world owes them a living.
Oh yeah, and they’d really like a raise.
The only thing you have to worry about in the new retail world is porch pirates.
ICE agents in Minnesota pulled a gun on a police officer.
What now?
Oh, it’s on now.
My money is on the Feds.
They have tanks.
How much more mileage is that dumbass gonna get out of dangling this mythical two-thousand-dollar check in front of desperate Americans?
Enough with the stories of the poor, like those fools who complain they “only” have a million dollars to live on when they retire.
“Oh, poor me. What to do?”
Right.
STFU.
At least, that’s what I’m thinking the other 99.9% of the people who are nearing retirement are muttering under their breath.
It is an area described as “crocodile country” and known for crocodile sightings. So, some dumbass in North Queensland goes swimming in their river and I am having trouble trying to conjure up some sympathy for the guy after a croc made a meal out of him.
I have a similar “every shark for himself” policy about our oceans.
Don’t wanna get bit?
Stay the fuck out of the water!
Boom!
100% shark-proof.
They keep saying…
Wait for it…
Keep waiting…
It’s coming…
Snowmageddon…
STFU.
Just look out your window.
How much snow do you see?
Right, none.
The same amount as the day before and the day before that.
Stop listening to those weather numbnuts.
They don’t know shit.
They couldn’t predict snow in an avalanche.
But who else are you gonna listen to?
The food critic?
The sports guy?
Guess it could be worse.
They could be trying to predict the weather in Arizona.
Stay well.
