You think you’re hot? Try 122 degrees in Mexico. In France, they are not prepared for the kind of 120-plus degree temperatures they are experiencing, and people are dying jumping into what ever river they can find in an attempt to cool off. My office maintains a balmy year-round temperature of seventy-five degrees so noContinue reading “Thank Your Lucky Stars”
Category Archives: New Normal
The Buzz
Ssssh… Don’t tell him. The United States Government, in no thanks to its Chief Executive ‘Ol Mullethead, just passed a bipartisan bill that will actually attempt to help the forgotten ones, you know, the American citizens? The bill takes direct aim at the affordability crisis facing homebuyers in today’s USA. It’s about time. You wouldContinue reading “The Buzz”
What’s Up?
So homegirl Melania Trump posted nada on social media to recognize the 80th birthday of her spouse, the very imitable president Donald Trump.. Zilch. I get it. Nobody likes to be reminded of their mistakes. This ought to cheer you up on casual Friday. I can’t tell who’d dying faster, but it is shaping upContinue reading “What’s Up?”
Resistance is Futile
Our court jester of a Vice President JD Vance was remarking on how another world leader was going about his business. This is like a one-legged seventy-two-year-old man with a 5-inch vertical leap, say, me for example, giving Victor Webanyama advice on how to dunk a basketball. STFU. Now I am going to say somethingContinue reading “Resistance is Futile”
Absolutely Ridiculous
He’s already mad about his illegal slush fund being stopped dead in its tracks so I wonder how he’ll take it when he hears they will make him remove the pink flamingo figurines he wants to use to decorate the White House lawn. Such a trendsetter. If the trend is stupidity… I was fired upContinue reading “Absolutely Ridiculous”
Brain Candy
That idiot Secretary of State Marco Rubio finally cracked… In spite of the “Doctor’s Report, a Dr. Feelbetter, and under intense scrutiny and pressure about the “true” condition of the president’s mental abilities, Rubio blurted out, “We all know he’s nuttier than Cooter Brown.” Not really, but it would have been hilarious if he did.Continue reading “Brain Candy”
Where to Next?
Unless that question is an integral part of your belief system, it is not something on which most of us human beings exert any effort to ponder on a daily basis. I’m not going to say I have the answer, but I can tell you honestly that all I have is hopes and thoughts ofContinue reading “Where to Next?”
What Did You Expect?
Evidently FIFA is struggling with poor ticket sales in the United States for the upcoming World Cup to be held in North America. No need to wonder why… We all KNOW what the rest of the world is finding out in this new Age of Tyrants. We are no longer the panacea and example forContinue reading “What Did You Expect?”
Surprise!
That wacky Mackenzie Shirilla says she’d like to be a life coach.
I’d like to be Mighty Mouse and use evil cats’ noses as punching bags as I pummel them with my little, white-gloved fists.
Come Again?
Nice work if you can get it… USA Today reports Forty million-dollars in gold bars was recovered from an ex-CIA agent’s house in Virginia. Somebody make sure to wake the president to tell him when the whole Iran Fiasco blows over. I love those Netflix documentaries like Crash, the story of Mackenzie Shurila, a fame-seekingContinue reading “Come Again?”
