Paying the Bills

Many people struggling.

Yet another reason for our political parties to come together as a unit and quit fighting like two thirteen-year old girls. Next thing you know, we’ll be doing each other’s hair and freezing each other’s bras while we smoke ciggies and talk about hunks.

Not bloody likely.

Man, I thought O.J. Simpson had a rough go trying to slide under the radar with his infamous Bronco escape on the L.A. freeways. How about the cruise ship that could not return its passengers to port because nobody paid the gas bill?

Tres embarrassment, no?

I saw a recent photo of Sarah Palin, that folksy caricature of a politician, and I use that term very loosely. It really is unfair that I can be so critical, since I pretty much have always represented the perfect male. But really Sarah.

Momma always said if you can’t say anything nice about someone…you know the rest.

Foreign policy be damned.

I long for the days of mediocre politics and a powerful military presence. Leaders who were not the least bit hesitant to call upon the full force and might of the United States military.

Ukraine-Russia-U.S

Blah.

Blah.

Blah.

Enough already.

Quit delaying the inevitable.

Somebody make a move.

None of the usual five to ten-year incubation period before full-blown war is officially declared.

Inflation is rising.

No shit?

I honestly do not know how single parents can do it.

I don’t know what the big fuss is all about in Australia. First, they ban Peng Shuai t-shirts and now they reverse the ban.

What the hell is all the fuss about on how people decorate their homes?

Eight people are stampeded at a soccer stadium.

How the hell does that happen?

Here’s a gem for you: If you ever come upon someone in front of you who has fallen DON”T walk over them.

Boom.

I solved yet another of life’s puzzles.

Another gem from down under: A diplomat has expressed his concern that withdrawing workers from the embattled Ukraine “sends the wrong message.”

Oh yeah, how about this message:” Fuck you, I am hauling my ass outta here pronto!”

It snowed again today, but not enough to prompt me to build a fire. The weather here in southern Ohio really is unpredictable.

The UK Royal Navy did their part on the war on drugs. They seized twenty million dollar’s worth of drugs in the Gulf of Oman.

What, are you shitting me?

That was probably the stash of some oil sheik floating around. I am sure it did absolutely nothing in the big scheme of things.

Here is a song that I am adding a third verse to as soon as I stop slacking off and getting stoned all the time:

Take it or Leave it

In the meantime, try smiling three more times tomorrow than you did today.

For no reason.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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