What if…
All the rich people who have installed (hopefully) life-saving bunkers of their own in the event of a major catastrophe were actually setting themselves up for a slow, torturous, inevitable baking of their flesh while all the rest of us had already been vaporized instantly?
That’s really one of the very few ways that being poor is better than being rich.
I guess it isn’t very progressive of me to say that I could give two shits about what some scientist discovered on Mars, quite honestly.
Not when we still have a nation divided.
Not while people are still fighting disease.
Not while our national parks have fallen off the priority totem pole in Washington.
Not while hatred and distrust rule the minds of man.
Not while there are still people right here on planet Earth that need help.
So no, I could give two shits about what’s happening on Mars.
Now, POTUS appointees and sycophants are turning on the president over the Honduran drug runners who found themselves on the business end of a couple missiles, courtesy of the United States Navy.
“Put ‘em up, Honduras!”
“Come on Venezuela!”
“Want some?”
“Get some!”
Yeah, we bad alright.
Real bad.
Has anybody (besides me) noticed that there is a salient lack of attention being paid as to what is left of the USSR-Ukraine War?
That bald little lawn gnome Putin said it would all be over “in a couple days or a week.”
Fourteen-hundred days later…
Attorney General Pam Bondi (I knew a stripper named Pam) is being asked to lie her ass off (again) in defense of the King.
The subject?
The Epstein files that nobody and everybody wants to talk about.
I’m really not one to gloat (ahem) but I did raise that sentiment some time ago.
But don’t mind me.
I’m just the brains of the operation.
Say what you will about our Chief Executive, but he has come up with some creative ways to address large-scale problems.
Take the border (specifically our southern border) for example. This story, once the darling of the media, was a dominant factor and provided a launching pad from which it became a see-how-much-ex-president-Joe-Biden-fucked-up-the entire-country story instead of a mere border issue.
His brilliant plan?
Make this country so unlivable that no one will ever want to come here.
Don’t laugh.
It’s working.
To absolutely no one’s surprise, a judge tossed the presidents’ illegal ICE “detain and deport” initiative which was, of course, vehemently supported by Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem (I knew a stripper named Kristi).
Puhleeese,
Scromiting.
Really?
Screaming and vomiting at the same time.
From smoking pot.
Right.
Wtf?
Stay well.
