Morsels From My Mind

I see Phoenix is cleaning up the tent city that has sprouted up in the downtown area. Where are they moving it to? Leasing hotel rooms? For how long?

Once again, I have the solution and it is, at the risk of blowing my own horn, brilliant.

Put the homeless to work and train them to do the maintenance that old buildings require. Then, not only will they have a nicer place to stay, but they will also have a marketable skill set.

Boom!

Maddogg did it again.

I am not gonna touch it.

Even though it is coming in about waist high right down the middle of the plate, sitting up like an 82 mph “fastball” just begging to be crushed.

The headline of the “story” was something about Kamala Harris being in charge of Artificial Intelligence.

Nope.

Too easy.

Crime is starting to take over some cities to the point of a mass exodus and this is literally reshaping our world. It is one thing for people with no means to be in a homeless plight, but what gets me are the lazy losers who make no effort to improve their situations. Sometimes it can be as simple as asking for help. You will be surprised at how many good people that do exist on this planet.

The story was about fifteen famous musicians that support Donald Trump.

I don’t care.

I judge my musicians by their music.

Try it sometime.

Don’t judge people by who they like or don’t like. That is their own thoughts and nobody else’s business.

It’s when people (either Republicans OR Democrats) that get vocal and mobile create fear and hostility and are misguided by a bad combover dude who has a tiny pee-pee, well things can start to get dicey.

Lake leeches.

Yuk.

Not exactly the wake-up call I prefer. A Hilton Hotel manager in lovely Nashville, Tennessee was arrested for entering a male guests’ room and sucking on his toes. I can’t believe that he still has a full mouthful of teeth.

I can’t believe that it is a crime in Tennessee.

I don’t know what my blood type is, but it must be O.

Evidently, that is the blood type that female mosquitos prefer to help them produce their eggs. When I was a young lad in Japan, on Tachikawa Air Force base, there used to be trucks that would drive through the base billowing clouds of DDT insecticide and we followed behind it for miles.

So now you know why.

Scientists say that women reach the peak of their beauty at age 30.

I don’t know, but seems about right.

I would think twenty-five is the age, but that’s just me.

Cuz I loves ‘em eight-to-eighty, deaf, dumb, or crazy…

El Nino is going to have a massive heat wave this summer which will produce the cool-looking red and fluorescent tides I knew off the California coast. Pack a cooler, twist a couple, and enjoy…

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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