I am always the first to find fault when it comes to my medications, but I must give a shout out when there is a substantially better product that fully addresses my needs, including the most important: perception of value.
I speak of the 1/2 oz. of First Class Funk, a hybrid strain packing a 34.6% THC punch that I am currently working on. My biggest dig at the budtenders out here has been their weak-ass popcorn buds and the prices they charge for them.
Not the case with First Class Funk.
Thumb-size buds.
Lots of kief.
Notice I didn’t mention price. Those of us that know could give a damn about price if the product is this good.
There is a clickbait story asking if one million dollars will last for your retirement.
Well, let’s see.
You could retire at age 1 and be OK for the rest of your retirement with a million dollars you fucking idiots so if you can’t make a million dollars last through a normal retirement (say age 70) then you are a dumbass of the highest order.
Have you noticed that one-time tennis phenom Coco Gauff has not quite lived up to expectations? That’s why you should appreciate all the more the champions that endure, like Billie Jean King and Roger Federer.
Ukrainian president Zelensky has implied that President Trump has spread misinformation.
Oh really?
Ya think?
I’m shocked.
In a shoo-in for the most absurd headline of the year we have Amazon Chief Jeff Bezos could face prison over knife sales to children.
Raise your hand if you think that the richest man on planet Earth will spend even one minute in prison? Have you never seen an episode of Law and Order? The only cases the white people lose are to other white people.
Tell you what.
Go to your front door and open it.
Look around.
This is turning into one of the whitest countries on the planet.
So if you envision Amazon gazillionaire Jeff Bezos in prison orange anytime soon, you are a bigger dreamer than the Liberty Biberty emu.
If you have enough money to fall for yet another crypto Ponzi scheme, then you have too much money. But not for long…
Penelope Cruz.
Ouch.
She could make you want to fly Emirates Economy class rather than your own private jet.
I love it when dumbasses write something about movies when it is obvious they don’t have clue one.
I saw one such fool pan the movie The Pianist, directed by Roman Polanski and starring Adrien Brody. The scene where, forced into total silence to secret himself from the Nazis, Brody finds a piano standing proud and undaunted in the house in which he was hiding. Prior to his capture, he was a renowned concert pianist and to watch the raw emotion pour out of him in silent grace as he pretended to play passionately to a tune only he could hear.
If you didn’t feel that, it’s over.
You died some time ago.
Stay well.
