That Explains It

So that joke of a Supreme Court, supposedly an unbiased branch of our crumbling democracy, actually struck down some of the president’s tariffs and he’s not happy about it.

Not one bit.

So now, he’s closing his eyes and shooting.

Everybody gets a tariff.

10% until he can think of a dumber move to make.

I thought he stacked the once Highest Court in all the land with his “yes” men and women and it was supposed to go as he told them it would go.

What happened?

They obviously have heard and seen enough.

Join the club.

The King of England is leaving former Prince of England Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to the English justice system to address his involvement and conduct at convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s private island.

He doesn’t want ANYTHING to do with that mess.

It’s called distancing.

The Japanese have been doing it for centuries.

You don’t need to know a thing about economics to understand our declining numbers in the economy, such as it is.

You do, however, need a deep understanding of the difference between shit and Shinola.

The United States has suffered a 5% drop in global tourists.

I’m frankly surprised it’s so low…

They vilified and eventually supplanted Joe Biden for not answering a question fast enough.

Yet they celebrate the illegality, irreverence, and just plain stupid shit that comes out of our Chief Executive’s mouth every time he opens his yap.

No wonder the world thinks we’re a bunch of money-hungry dumbasses.

What a surprise…

Reuters reports that North Korea is reporting “remarkable successes in fields such as politics, economy, culture, defense, and diplomacy under Kim’s rule during the past five years.

Of course they are.

And that crazy bastard Kim Jong-un will trot out every last bomb, soldier, and military killing machine the country has produced while the citizens live in darkness and eat grass to survive.

And just so you know, it’s not just in America…

An internet “influencer” lost 140,000 mindless followers in an instant when her “beauty filter” temporarily failed and exposed her real face to the audience.

That’s not too shallow.

The pathetic part is that people are afraid to show their real faces.

What the fuck do you want?

They want to be anonymous and artificial, but famous.

Right.

Got it.

This just in…

For the first time in the entire annals of collected history, Pope Leo has broken Church protocol when he answered a reporter’s question on what he thought about President Trump.

“He’s a dumbass,” was all he said.

(Not really)

But how cool would it have been if he really did say that?

 This is good weed…

The Washington Post (I thought they were closing shop) says that the recent Supreme Court rulings against the president’s illegal tariffs signal a “potential course change.”

Ya think?

Changing the course from blind obedience to critical thought might be as easy as taking off the blinders and extricating your heads from your arses.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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