Cornell University is blowing it. They suck at football. They suck at basketball. They suck at baseball. They suck at covering up gang-rapes. Oh well. Their students and now, faculty, are joining together in protest of the administration’s dumbass efforts at hiding rapes and other crimes committed on their lily-white campus. Reuters reports the beleagueredContinue reading “If You Can’t Keep Up”
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Brain Candy
That idiot Secretary of State Marco Rubio finally cracked… In spite of the “Doctor’s Report, a Dr. Feelbetter, and under intense scrutiny and pressure about the “true” condition of the president’s mental abilities, Rubio blurted out, “We all know he’s nuttier than Cooter Brown.” Not really, but it would have been hilarious if he did.Continue reading “Brain Candy”
That Explains It
So that joke of a Supreme Court, supposedly an unbiased branch of our crumbling democracy, actually struck down some of the president’s tariffs and he’s not happy about it. Not one bit. So now, he’s closing his eyes and shooting. Everybody gets a tariff. 10% until he can think of a dumber move to make.Continue reading “That Explains It”
