Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

The BBC is reporting on a deadly shooting in an Austin, Texas bar that left two dead and fourteen wounded.

This act of EXTREME violence is being called a “possible act of terrorism.”

I have questions (of course).

What the hell ISN’T a “possible act of terrorism” anymore?

What the hell are the BBC doing in a Texas redneck bar in the first place?

I’m sure they don’t serve scones or pork pies.

Don’t they have their own shootings to report on?

Very few of them, actually.

Besides, it’s Texas. You never know what they are going to call a crime these days.

Israel is not happy just getting the United States involved in their Middle East shitpile, now they are fucking with Lebanon.

I didn’t see any Epstein files stories….

The immediate and most salient effects are watching investors hesitate, chipping away at the recent stock market gains and the predictable rise in oil prices.

So who is footing the bill……AGAIN?

The American people, of course.

And his sycophants keep standing there with their pewter bowls and spoons with a pathetic “Please sir, I want more” Oliver Twist impression.

Dumbasses.

Good luck trying to raise an army to go fight this war.

He’ll have to pull a Putin and force people into joining his illegal personal plans for world domination.

But look at our beautiful White House ballroom….

Everyone piling on about the lavish lifestyle of one of Trump’s Killer Blonde Bimbos from Outer Space—-Pam Bondi.

Lay off.

What?

If you had a billion dollars you would live a frugal, meager existence?

So she happens to be an idiot.

STFU.

Move on….

To the mallard-like lips of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.

The idiots in Congress are too stupid or too afraid to act in defense of our nation’s crumbling democracy.

So far, he has ordered the bombing of seven different countries —-all without Congressional approval.

Thank you for your service.

The US is issuing a travel warning about going to the Middle East right now.

Yeah, thanks, but I usually put out a self-warning not to go to any war zone in the world.

Because I possess a mind of my own.

I also didn’t vote for the clown in office right now.

They mistakenly deport her to Honduras, realize their mistake, apologize (oops!) and offer her a plane ride back to the USA where she will be re-arrested and deported once again.

Thanks, but no thanks.

I’m good.

They say that Americans over sixty-five (old buzzards) are turning away from hearing aids, but I think they look downright silly holding up a big sea conch to their ears.

Meanwhile, as the eyes of the world are focused on the Middle East, China continues to test, refine, and perfect their rocket arsenal…

In the great state of North Carolina, they have convicted Michael Joseph Dean of sex crimes involving a girl under thirteen years of age and sentenced him to 150-210 years behind bars.

Idiots.

What, he’ll be eligible to apply for parole when he’s 142 years-old?

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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