Can You Dig It?

When denial becomes delusion…. The president is denying that he is a senior citizen (at age 79). Just because his hair is falling out, and his skin is getting old-age spots doesn’t mean he’s a senior. Neither does falling fast asleep for a nap in the middle of meetings and conferences, evidently. Limping on hisContinue reading “Can You Dig It?”

Look Around

The dominoes keep falling in DJT’s quest to completely disarm and destroy the armed forces of the United States of America. It’s all there. In The Tyrant’s Playbook. Look it up. Eliminate any possible threats to power. One way is to appoint entitled dumbass art-collecting billionaires to high-ranking government posts. Guys like Howard Lutnick whoContinue reading “Look Around”

Give Me an F

The dominoes keep falling in DJT’s quest to completely disarm and destroy the armed forces of the United States of America. It’s all there. In The Tyrant’s Playbook. Look it up. Eliminate any possible threats to power. One way is to appoint entitled dumbass art-collecting billionaires to high-ranking government posts. Guys like Howard Lutnick whoContinue reading “Give Me an F”

Monkey Business

I like Charles Barkley. At 6’ 6” I used to marvel at how much space he could clear out in the paint as he swiped yet another rebound off the glass. Over taller and (much) taller players. He’s also a little bit of a clown, but I’m good with that; the world needs colorful peopleContinue reading “Monkey Business”

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

The BBC is reporting on a deadly shooting in an Austin, Texas bar that left two dead and fourteen wounded. This act of EXTREME violence is being called a “possible act of terrorism.” I have questions (of course). What the hell ISN’T a “possible act of terrorism” anymore? What the hell are the BBC doingContinue reading “Hear Ye! Hear Ye!”

If Worse Comes to Worst

There are those that will tell you it already has, but let’s take a closer look at the “worst-case scenario” with our current “leadership” in charge. Total planetary annihilation. Oops. Bad idea. I don’t wanna be your buzzkill today. That would make for a very short blog post anyway. So, it takes a change inContinue reading “If Worse Comes to Worst”

They Said it Couldn’t be Done

I am certainly not trying to jinx anything, but there is now a small flame of hope burning in Old Trafford. Just a couple matches into Michael Carrick’s interim caretaker manager audition for the Manchester United Red Devils and at long last, I sense a renewed excitement on the pitch and in the team afterContinue reading “They Said it Couldn’t be Done”

‘Tis the Season

Everybody looking for dirt on the president due to his past association with Jeffrey Epstein and all this time it was the horny British royals don’t ya know? “Don’t lend them any money.” That’s what I used to tell someone when speaking about a soon-to-be-ex-employee. With the unspoken because they won’t be around long enoughContinue reading “‘Tis the Season”

Afterthoughts II

Our high schoolers are continuing the slide down the educational ladder, as their scores drop to a new low. Who needs silly old education anyway? People keep reporting Trump is dead, but really, he just looks that way. Newsweek is reporting Gen Z is experiencing “a drop in life satisfaction.” Darn. I was hoping toContinue reading “Afterthoughts II”

Like I Never Left

Back to viewing the world through my highly-distorted lens macabre. Man, what a world we live in. And nobody makes it out alive… Watching the great tennis on display at the U.S. Open is one of my favorite sporting events of the year. In the heat of battle, after losing to fleshy American Taylor Townsend,Continue reading “Like I Never Left”